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here's a couple of cool cam newton stats for you going into the final matchup against moleface and the sloppy taints

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Currently our handsome hunk o' quarterback sits at 3621 yards passing on the season. With only 154 yards passing against the cheating-ass dirty-ass douchebag-ass Raiders, his chances at eclipsing 4k for the second year and a row diminished a good bit. Of course it's a meaningless stat, but it's a good benchmark at least. Against the Taints, Cam will need 379 yards passing to hit 4,000 on the season.

Cam's TD:INT ratio is currently 19:11. Last year he finished with 21:17. Barring unparalleled disaster against the Taints, Cam, needing only two more touchdowns to tie last year's total, will likely finish at 21:11 or 21:12, a significant improvement from last year. His touchdowns have gone up and his interceptions have gone down, and he'll likely finish with 10-20 less pass attempts than last year, which only makes it more impressive. Cam needs 2 passing touchdowns to tie last season's mark, and 3 to break it.

Last season Cam ran for 706 yards and 14 scores, and NFL record. He's only got eight rushing touchdowns on the season thus far, but as of yesterday he's run for 707 yards, beating last year's mark by one yard. If he can put up 87 yards against the Taints he'll end this season with a two-year total of 1,500 yards rushing. At this pace he's two years removed from entering 10th place on the NFL's all-time rushing QB recordbook.

Cam is currently 198 on the all-time passing leaders list. With a 350 yard game against the Taints, Cam can move to 195 all-time on the passing list, surpassing Steve Walsh.

The Taints have the 32nd-ranked overall offense. Cam and the offense have been on fire in recent weeks, and the defense has played lights-out. We may be in for a fun Sunday.

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Also of note: Steve Smith needs 66 yards to finish with his fourth-best season overall, edging out the 2006 campaign where he finished with 1,166 yards.

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Great posts. I will be at this game in the Rapedome so I'm excited to see them light it up.

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I hope Cam throws 11 touchdowns and rushes for 12 more.

The Saints wanted to break records on us last season? Fug it, let's break the fuging Saints.

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Good stuff. Let's hope for an explosive game

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I want to beat them by at least five scores. That's the PC version of what I want. I expect us to struggle, though, with the offensive line being more of a disaster than Sean Payton's moral fiber.

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I hope Cam throws 11 touchdowns and rushes for 12 more.

The Saints wanted to break records on us last season? Fug it, let's break the fuging Saints.

yeah i want to see us poo down their throats for four quarters. i want to see drew brees laying in multiple pieces on the field. i want chudz to call deep playaction bombs when we're up by thirty in the 4th quarter and i want us faking punts for first downs and converting 4th-and-1s on our own forty. i want rivera to go moon the entire taints bench with his gatorade-covered hairy latino ass after it's over.

this is our last game dammit and it had better be golden

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Calling it now, 3 Passing TD's, 1 Rushing TD and 381 yards passing. Cam is going to go wild.

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Calling it now, 3 Passing TD's, 1 Rushing TD and 381 yards passing. Cam is going to go wild.

Would love to see this.

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"Moleface and the Sloppy Taints" sounds like a punk band.

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"Moleface and the Sloppy Taints" sounds like a punk band.

Lol

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Lol

Just realized...

It actually is a band of punks, isn't it?

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