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Carolina Panthers, Ron Rivera to meet Saturday

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[quote name='MtnJax' timestamp='1357313652' post='2076354']
So, according to Office Space, firings happen on Friday. What does a Saturday meeting mean then? Looking more like Ron might be staying
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JR rented out Carowinds so he and Rivera and discuss bizness on the "MouseTrap" then on to the Carolina Cobra.

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Hopefully when we hire a GM, I can break out my O face

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They're obviously going to sit in his office and watch kung-fu before they take their travelers checks to a competing resort.

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[quote name='BBQ&Beer' timestamp='1357317698' post='2076487']
[i]Scene opens on Cam, Smitty, & DWill all moving in slow motion entering a deserted field to the sounds of the Ghetto Boys. Smitty drops Chud's playbook from the first half of the season on the ground. Each of them takes turns stomping, kicking, & beating the playbook with a baseball bat destroying it.[/i]

[i]As they walk off, the playbook in shreds, [/i][i]One page that is relatively untouched is shown. It is a play where DWill stands still in the backfield til Cam gets him the ball leaving him wide open to take a loss. Smitty glances back, sees it, hits head twice, yells WHOOOOOO!, turns around and attacks it. DWill and Cam grab him and drag him away as if to say "That's enough! It's already dead!".[/i]
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Be back in a few. There's a guy at my door selling subscriptions. He kinda looks like Reche Caldwell.

[img]http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/401158/reche_caldwell_holy_shit_1_3.jpg[/img]

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"Hey Chico it looks like you have been missing a lot of work lately..."

"I wouldnt say I have been MISSING work Mr. Richardson"

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"So Marty, what exactly would you say...you [i]do[/i] here?"

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He will get fired because he hasn't been filling out those TPS Reports
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Tps_report.png[/img]

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fugin A man

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Oh god, what have I started?

During meetings with Rivera, I'm sure Accorsi's main objective was to find out exactly it is that does for the Panthers

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First interview question for GM prospects...

"What would you do if you had a hundred and twenty million dollars?"

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[quote name='SCMunnerlyn1' timestamp='1357323050' post='2076628']
fugin A man
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Nobody's interested in how you're spending your afternoon bro
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