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Ashley Fox's Baltimore Ravens hate fest

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She's lambasting the poo out of the Ravens as if they have no chance.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/8818825/no-win-situation-baltimore-ravens

BALTIMORE -- Baltimore will have to short-circuit the MacBook to have a chance at beating Denver next Saturday. Remove the hard drive. Pour beer on the keyboard. Take a hammer to the screen. Whatever works.

That's the only way -- the only way -- the Ravens can beat the Broncos in Denver in that altitude at that stadium.

Wait. What? Let Ravens safety Bernard Pollard explain:

"We've got the MacBook that's going to be under center," Pollard said shortly after Baltimore ended the feel-good story of the season by beating the Indianapolis Colts 24-9 in a first-round playoff game. "That dude is a freaking computer man. He's one of the best in the game."

I've heard Peyton Manning called many things, but MacBook is a new one. It fits, though. Ravens killer would be another. When these next four weeks are all said and done, two-time Super Bowl champion might also be appropriate. Maybe even two-time Super Bowl Most Valuable Player and five-time National Football League MVP.

Manning has the Broncos right where John Elway envisioned when the Broncos' vice president of football operations pulled off the coup of the offseason and signed the biggest free agent in NFL history.

I hope Denver gets routed on Saturday

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Lol good for Ashley Fox (I have no idea who that is). I can't stand Raven fans.

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lol "good for ashley fox". that article is terrible

"i mean yeah the ravens won another playoff game and they'll be healthier than they were the last time they faced denver but PEYTON MANNING MACBOOK WIN MILE HIGH"

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I didn't even read the article.

I've been to multiple games when the Panthers have played Ravens and their fans are just awful.

I don't really care about the article, I just hope the Ravens get throttled.

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HA! She's writing that article like the Ravens are two score underdogs in a Divisional playoff game.

Idiot.

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surely being two score vegas line favorites and having home field is all you need to guarantee victory

just look at Green Bay/NY last year or, for a far more local example, Carolina/Arizona in 08

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Going for the Ravens this Saturday. Peyton being referred to as a MacBook almost makes me want to trash mine. I hope he pulls another Atlanta and throws 4 int and the broncos get routed.

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surely being two score vegas line favorites and having home field is all you need to guarantee victory

just look at Green Bay/NY last year or, for a far more local example, Carolina/Arizona in 08

Eli Manning

Kurt Warner

Joe Flacco

One of the 3 does not belong

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I hope the Jailbirds lose and lose big to the Broncos. Ray Lewis should have done time for murder!

Peyton Manning, albeit with the COLTS, have never lost a playoff game to the Jailbirds and I do't see it happening now.

The Jailbird fans can never let it go that the Colts left that God forsaken town for Indianapolis and are the wrost fans in the world. Colts fans get beer and soft drinks poured on them in the tunnels from above, cursed at, and treated like ****!

I hope the Broncos grind the Jailbirds into the ground!

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