Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

CatofWar

Army Approves First Chaplain From Westboro Baptist Church

21 posts in this topic

------

TOPEKA, KS – After several months of closed-door negotiations, the Chaplain Corps of the U.S. Army has announced that they have finally reached an agreement with the Westboro Baptist Church that will allow its members to serve officially as military chaplains.

2LT Jacob Phelps, a member of the Westboro congregation who was already serving as a non-denominational Christian chaplain, has been officially inducted into the Chaplain Corps. Phelps is himself a pioneer: the first member of his congregation to serve in the U.S. Army.

“I admit it was a little unusual,” Phelps chuckled, “growing up protesting at *** funerals for *** soldiers in their *** army. But after a while I thought, maybe the reason they’re such baby-killing scum is they haven’t been exposed to the good word of the Church and the love it preaches.”

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/01/army-approves-first-chaplain-from-westboro-baptist-church/#ixzz2HIu1ivLg

Follow us: @theduffelblog on Twitter | duffelblog on Facebook

------

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
seriously-wtf-is-this-shit_583.jpg
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He might get disappeared.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

this would be a precurser to the military getting rid of all chaplains.

no other reason to put this bad apple in the ranks unless your purpose is to stain the whole bunch

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

this is a real news story

Duh

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

this is NOT a real news story

/fify

Jacob Phelps, a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, was appointed as the first member of the WBC to become a chaplain for the Army. In a report dated Jan. 4, his appointment was made after several months of private negotiations. It wasn't until the end of that report it was revealed that it never happened. Jacob Phelps is not an Army chaplain.

The Duffel Blog reported this joke as straight, serious news on Jan. 4. Readers didn't know until the end of the report that it was a joke. Jacob Phelps is not an Army chaplain and there wasn't any closed-door negotiations to get him approved as an Army chaplain.

http://www.examiner....pproved-by-army

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites



  • Topics

  • Posts

    • yeah those kids are really going to do a number on him!!!!   goodoleboy the goodoleracist
    • Cleveland Browns: Myles Garrett, DE San Francisco 49ers: Mitch Trubisky, QB Chicago Bears: Jamal Adams, S Jacksonville Jaguars: Leonard Fournette, RB Tennessee Titans: Marshon Lattimore, CB New York Jets: Patrick Mahomes, QB LA Chargers: Malik Hooker, S Carolina Panthers: Derek Barnett, DE Cincinnati Bengals: Garrett Bolles, OT Buffalo Bills: Deshaun Watson, QB New Orleans Saints Jonathan Allen DE Cleveland Browns: DeShone Kizer QB Arizona Cardinals: OJ Howard, TE Philadelphia Eagles: Christian McCaffrey, RB Indianapolis Colts: Reuben Foster, LB Baltimore Ravens: Solomon Thomas, DE Washington Redskins: Dalvin Cook, RB Tennessee Titans: Mike Williams, WR Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Taco Charlton, DE Denver Broncos: Ryan Ramczyk, OT Detroit Lions: Corey Davis, WR Miami Dolphins: Haason Reddick, OLB New York Giants: Marlon Humphrey, CB Oakland Raiders: Quincy Wilson, CB Houston Texans: Takkarist McKinley, OLB  Seattle Seahawks: Forrest Lamp. LT Kansas City Chiefs: Tim Williams, DE Dallas Cowboys: Jabril Peppers, S/LB Green Bay Packers: Malik McDowell, DE Pittsburgh Steelers: Evan Engram, TE  Atlanta Falcons       Budda Baker, FS New Orleans Saints  Gareon Conley, CB Cleveland Browns: Cam Robinson, OT San Francisco 49ers: Obi Melifonwu, S Jacksonville Jaguars: Charles Harris, DE Chicago Bears: David Njoku, TE LA Rams: John Ross, WR LA Chargers: Cooper Krupp, WR New York Jets: Antonio Garcia, OT Carolina Panthers: Zay Jones, WR Cincinnati Bengals:Teez Tabor, CB  New Orleans Saints: Juju Smith, WR  Philadelphia Eagles: TJ Watt, OLB Buffalo Bills: Curtis Samuel, WR Arizona Cardinals: Zach Cunningham, LB Indianapolis Colts: Desmond King, CB/FS Baltimore Ravens: Pat Elflein, C Minnesota Vikings: Dan Feeney, G Washington Redskins: Ryan Anderson, ILB Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Ethan Pocic, C Denver Broncos: Cleveland Browns: Detroit Lions: Miami Dolphins: New York Giants: Oakland Raiders: Houston Texans: Seattle Seahawks: Kansas City Chiefs: Dallas Cowboys: Green Bay Packers: Pittsburgh Steelers: Atlanta Falcons: Carolina Panthers: @LinvilleGorge you are on the clock with the Denver Broncos