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What would you tell the eight year-old you?

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Don't listen to that dude above you and instead buy a truckload of Google stock instead.

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Listen to both of those dudes above you and buy Apple, Google, and some Microsoft too. Do NOT buy Facebook when it goes IPO.

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The list of the next 5 super bowl winners and to, in 5 years, buy as much Microsoft stock that you can with the money you won betting on super bowls and sell it all in 1999.

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Stop eating so much fast food.

Don't get bored in school and apply yourself to doing more even though you feel it is beneath you.

Save money and don't buy stupid stuff.

Create Facebook.

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I had a really vivid dream once where I met myself when I was five.

I met myself on the porch of my parents house.

I could tell my five year old self had no idea who I was, and looked like I was very scared of me.

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Don't switch your college major to Marketing because your football coach didn't want lab class to interfere with spring practice, you're not going to the NFL.

When you have that drunken urge to urinate on a police car, don't do it.

Volunteer more.

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Don't smoke so much weed in high school...in turn ...you'll attend more classes and therefore give a fug about school and go to college

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get your hand out of your pants.

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Pull out.

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this fundamentalist religious stuff you're being brought up on is actually insane

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If a guy with a high-pitched voice and a shiny glove invites you over to his house, say no.

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Listen to Dr Dre, he is a scholar.

Start up a site called facebook.

Challenge yourself.

Fug bitches errrryyyday

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