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#16 Bronn



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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:02 AM

Stop eating so much fast food.

Don't get bored in school and apply yourself to doing more even though you feel it is beneath you.

Save money and don't buy stupid stuff.

Create Facebook.

#17 Brokenbad


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:05 AM

I had a really vivid dream once where I met myself when I was five.

I met myself on the porch of my parents house.

I could tell my five year old self had no idea who I was, and looked like I was very scared of me.

#18 SCP


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:06 AM

Don't switch your college major to Marketing because your football coach didn't want lab class to interfere with spring practice, you're not going to the NFL.

When you have that drunken urge to urinate on a police car, don't do it.

Volunteer more.

#19 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:16 AM

Don't smoke so much weed in high school...in turn ...you'll attend more classes and therefore give a fug about school and go to college

#20 Jase


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:18 AM

get your hand out of your pants.




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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:47 AM

Pull out.

#22 PhillyB


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:57 AM

this fundamentalist religious stuff you're being brought up on is actually insane

#23 Mr. Scot

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 01:48 PM

If a guy with a high-pitched voice and a shiny glove invites you over to his house, say no.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:04 PM

Listen to Dr Dre, he is a scholar.

Start up a site called facebook.
Challenge yourself.
Fug bitches errrryyyday

#25 Proudiddy


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:10 PM

Don't buy stocks... Instead, have unprotected sex with every girl who wants to "talk to you." They don't want to fall in love and date you. They want your magic stick. Give it to them.

You'll be on the verge of a threesome at 16 with two hot girls rubbing and licking on your six-pack in a bed. Your friend will be angry and cockblock you... Don't take him with you.

You'll still meet your wife and have a wonderful life, you'll just have had a lot more sex. You're welcome. /farts into millions of tiny particles

#26 TylerVagyler


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:11 PM

Start kicking field goals so you can get a free ride in college.

#27 Proudiddy


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:16 PM

And another thing...

If you ever have a problem with a peer, don't listen to your parents... PUNCH THAT MF'ER IN THE THROAT. Get in as many physical altercations as you can before high school... Then it's still fun and you don't go to jail for it.

#28 Mr. Scot

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:22 PM

That whole thing they keep telling you about your permanent record from school affecting you for the rest of your life...

Yeah, it's crap.

#29 Boner Champ

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:24 PM

20 years later...still no cure for herpes.

Just kidding. I don't know if I would really have changed much.

#30 Hawk


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:54 PM

learn the act of balancing fun and work...too much of either isn't good for the other

don't tie yourself to one girl so damn young...go forth and practice with many women instead

pay yourself first

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