Can't teach speed. AE is slow. Pilares doest have world class speed, but he's faster than AE.
BTW, hiring Toub would be fuggin awesome! Get'er done RR/GettleMAN!!!!
Fist off it was a joke, but AE is not nearly as slow as some people think. He is fast until he runs out of gas. He runs out of gas because he has very few chances to run that far. If he would get in better shape and had those opportunities more often then he would start taking them to the house.