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Cam Newton was a "different guy" heading into 2012 per Ross Tucker (called out his work ethic)

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As evidenced by his poor pro bowl performance last season, Cam Newton is utterly reliant on the comfort of his offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski to perform at a high level. Chud's nipples spout creative passing plays and point to open receivers.

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As evidenced by his poor pro bowl performance last season, Cam Newton is utterly reliant on the comfort of his offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski to perform at a high level. Chud's nipples spout creative passing plays and point to open receivers.

lol, so Cam extending plays is Chud's doing? Get the fug outta here, if it wasn't for Cam's legs, truth be told we would no doubt be one of the worst offenses in the league. Cam was sacked 36 times this season, it would have been MUCH more than that if we had Clausen or Anderson back there. Give me a fuging break.

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As evidenced by his poor pro bowl performance last season, Cam Newton is utterly reliant on the comfort of his offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski to perform at a high level. Chud's nipples spout creative passing plays and point to open receivers.

gaze into rob chudzinski's nipples of the future

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gaze into rob chudzinski's nipples of the future

You've heard of Hypno-Toad now we have Hypno-Nipples.

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lol, so Cam extending plays is Chud's doing? Get the fug outta here, if it wasn't for Cam's legs, truth be told we would no doubt be one of the worst offenses in the league. Cam was sacked 36 times this season, it would have been MUCH more than that if we had Clausen or Anderson back there. Give me a fuging break.

I am utterly shocked that any human could have interpreted my post as anything but sarcastic. Do magic playcalling nipples really sound like a serious statement?

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Ross Tucker is a anti Newton guy....he only runs w/ negative rumors for Cam. Positive ones are merely rumors.

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I am utterly shocked that any human could have interpreted my post as anything but sarcastic. Do magic playcalling nipples really sound like a serious statement?

Florio will post about Chud's magic nipples, and Roto will soon link to it.

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You've heard of Hypno-Toad now we have Hypno-Nipples.

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I am utterly shocked that any human could have interpreted my post as anything but sarcastic. Do magic playcalling nipples really sound like a serious statement?

Of course I've heard of magic play-calling nipples.

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Were fuged now that we don't have Chud

LOL no

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Holy fug, that is disturbing. Now if we can just photoshop Chuds head on there, this will be the greatest thread of all time.

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Of course I've heard of magic play-calling nipples.

How have I been missing this? Was it on NFL Matchup? Did Merrill Hodge call them "Factor Bumps"?

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