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Cam Newton was a "different guy" heading into 2012 per Ross Tucker (called out his work ethic)

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I am utterly shocked that any human could have interpreted my post as anything but sarcastic. Do magic playcalling nipples really sound like a serious statement?

Florio will post about Chud's magic nipples, and Roto will soon link to it.

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You've heard of Hypno-Toad now we have Hypno-Nipples.

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I am utterly shocked that any human could have interpreted my post as anything but sarcastic. Do magic playcalling nipples really sound like a serious statement?

Of course I've heard of magic play-calling nipples.

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Holy fug, that is disturbing. Now if we can just photoshop Chuds head on there, this will be the greatest thread of all time.

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Of course I've heard of magic play-calling nipples.

How have I been missing this? Was it on NFL Matchup? Did Merrill Hodge call them "Factor Bumps"?

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Ross Tucker is a midly slow hit-too-many-times-in-the-head ex-O-lineman. . . and I wouldnt have to tell you that if you heard him talking for 5 minutes on a subject. He was pretty lackluster when he played and he's pretty lackluster with the mic. He comes on XM radio and is one of the main talk show hosts. Strangely, as hard as it was to listen to him, he was one of the tolerable ones on XM since he could actually offer some info of what it was like to be a player. He reminds of a dumb Frank Garcia whos maybe a little more charming and that why he's on XM. He may know some teams but he was waaAAAAY off everytime he mentioned anything Panthers related. Im almost positive that he's never watched a game of ours given the comments that he makes.

I have cut my scrip at this point, it was pretty worthless. Who needs that when you can just dl podcasts now (fug you $200 XM).

Id rather be listening to the Damesheeeeeeeeek. . . Damasheeeeeeek. . Daaaamaaaasheeeek, yeeeaaaAAH

You have to tune into Dave Dameshek. . There are two D's in his name. . . for a double dose of his pimping.

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Florio will post about Chud's magic nipples, and Roto will soon link to it.

My God what have I started.

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Ross Tucker is a midly slow hit-too-many-times-in-the-head ex-O-lineman. . . and I wouldnt have to tell you that if you heard him talking for 5 minutes on a subject. He was pretty lackluster when he played and he's pretty lackluster with the mic. He comes on XM radio and is one of the main talk show hosts. Strangely, as hard as it was to listen to him, he was one of the tolerable ones on XM since he could actually offer some info of what it was like to be a player. He reminds of a dumb Frank Garcia whos maybe a little more charming and that why he's on XM. He may know some teams but he was waaAAAAY off everytime he mentioned anything Panthers related. Im almost positive that he's never watched a game of ours given the comments that he makes.

I have cut my scrip at this point, it was pretty worthless. Who needs that when you can just dl podcasts now (fug you $200 XM).

Id rather be listening to the Damesheeeeeeeeek. . . Damasheeeeeeek. . Daaaamaaaasheeeek, yeeeaaaAAH

You have to tune into Dave Dameshek. . There are two D's in his name. . . for a double dose of his pimping.

Isn't dameshek best buds with smitty or something? I always used to see 89 on his shows lol

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I heard he had a third magic nipple on his left butt cheek.

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