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[jayflip]

I am utterly shocked that any human could have interpreted my post as anything but sarcastic. Do magic playcalling nipples really sound like a serious statement?

Florio will post about Chud's magic nipples, and Roto will soon link to it.

[rayzor]

You've heard of Hypno-Toad now we have Hypno-Nipples.

[jtnc]

I am utterly shocked that any human could have interpreted my post as anything but sarcastic. Do magic playcalling nipples really sound like a serious statement?

Of course I've heard of magic play-calling nipples.

[GoCarolina8990]

Were fuged now that we don't have Chud


LOL no

[Stroupe-a-loop]

Holy fug, that is disturbing. Now if we can just photoshop Chuds head on there, this will be the greatest thread of all time.

[Stroupe-a-loop]

Of course I've heard of magic play-calling nipples.

How have I been missing this? Was it on NFL Matchup? Did Merrill Hodge call them "Factor Bumps"?

[Razeyfingers]

Ross Tucker is a midly slow hit-too-many-times-in-the-head ex-O-lineman. . . and I wouldnt have to tell you that if you heard him talking for 5 minutes on a subject. He was pretty lackluster when he played and he's pretty lackluster with the mic. He comes on XM radio and is one of the main talk show hosts. Strangely, as hard as it was to listen to him, he was one of the tolerable ones on XM since he could actually offer some info of what it was like to be a player. He reminds of a dumb Frank Garcia whos maybe a little more charming and that why he's on XM. He may know some teams but he was waaAAAAY off everytime he mentioned anything Panthers related. Im almost positive that he's never watched a game of ours given the comments that he makes.

I have cut my scrip at this point, it was pretty worthless. Who needs that when you can just dl podcasts now (fug you $200 XM).

Id rather be listening to the Damesheeeeeeeeek. . . Damasheeeeeeek. . Daaaamaaaasheeeek, yeeeaaaAAH



You have to tune into Dave Dameshek. . There are two D's in his name. . . for a double dose of his pimping.

[Frizzy350]

Florio will post about Chud's magic nipples, and Roto will soon link to it.

My God what have I started.

[Gabeking]

Ross Tucker is a midly slow hit-too-many-times-in-the-head ex-O-lineman. . . and I wouldnt have to tell you that if you heard him talking for 5 minutes on a subject. He was pretty lackluster when he played and he's pretty lackluster with the mic. He comes on XM radio and is one of the main talk show hosts. Strangely, as hard as it was to listen to him, he was one of the tolerable ones on XM since he could actually offer some info of what it was like to be a player. He reminds of a dumb Frank Garcia whos maybe a little more charming and that why he's on XM. He may know some teams but he was waaAAAAY off everytime he mentioned anything Panthers related. Im almost positive that he's never watched a game of ours given the comments that he makes.

I have cut my scrip at this point, it was pretty worthless. Who needs that when you can just dl podcasts now (fug you $200 XM).

Id rather be listening to the Damesheeeeeeeeek. . . Damasheeeeeeek. . Daaaamaaaasheeeek, yeeeaaaAAH



You have to tune into Dave Dameshek. . There are two D's in his name. . . for a double dose of his pimping.

Isn't dameshek best buds with smitty or something? I always used to see 89 on his shows lol

[rayzor]

[SIGCHI222]

I heard he had a third magic nipple on his left butt cheek.

[Razeyfingers]

Isn't dameshek best buds with smitty or something? I always used to see 89 on his shows lol

I wouldnt say he's buds with him but he definitely respects the 89. He's a funny guy. . . witty and resourceful on his shows.

Dameshek is entertaining and informing.

[Mage]

This is my issue.

How can a guy who is as visibly upset as Newton is after losses supposedly have bad work ethic? That is like crying after failing a class you did absolutely nothing in. It just doesn't go with each other.

Which makes it easy for me to know this is not true. Bad attitude for Cam? Maybe, I can see that. Chud helping change Cam's attitude. But work ethic? I have little doubt Newton is one of the hardest working players on the team.

[Gabeking]

I wouldnt say he's buds with him but he definitely respects the 89. He's a funny guy. . . witty and resourceful on his shows.

Dameshek is entertaining and informing.

Yeah I love dameshek and that's what I would think, I just didn't really know for sure, only assumed cuz smith was on his shows so often.

[PhillyB]

maybe chud should have called out the work ethic of the entire offensive line and running backs too, maybe we'd be in the playoffs