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#1 LiQuiD

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:31 AM

Yep. You might not have played the hardest, but you sure did pray the hardest. Give me a fuging break. I'm so sick of players explaining their wins as a function of their faith. Religion is very pervasive in our society, so "God" loves you and your team more than the other team who surely has players of faith?

I find it extremely selfish and egotistical to think this way, much less spread it through the media in your interviews.

I don't want to hear the poo, Ray. Don't pat yourself on the back too hard there buddy as God allowed you to forget how to tackle several times and your teammates bailed you out in the end.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:59 AM

Just one time I'd love to here about a GM offering to make donations to the (insert house of favorite deity here) instead of paying the player. It was the will, grace and forgiveness of (insert favorite deity again) that got you here, right? You do give (insert favorite deity here) all the credit for your skills and play-making, right?

So why are we paying you? Why the fug don't we just make hefty, sizable donations in your name instead... course, they'll be nowhere close to that 8-figure money you're gouging us for now.....

#3 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 12:01 PM

wow i expected to come in here and read another rant about 'RAY DONE KILLED THAT GUY aND the media treats him liek a HERO" but instead i was treated to a thoughtful, literate critique of the role of religion in sports. thank you.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 12:10 PM

Even if I were a believer, this poo would baffle me. Thanks God for helping me win this meaningless game, while several people are starving, raped, mistreated and needlessly dying. What an awesome fuging God.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 12:32 PM

For what it's worth I think God hates the Panthers

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 12:33 PM

Im over Ray as well. If anyone is a con artist with a me first attitude and a disengenuis smile its ray lewis. His wallowing on the field and then his post game speech made me want to puke.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 12:47 PM

Im over Ray as well. If anyone is a con artist with a me first attitude and a disengenuis smile its ray lewis. His wallowing on the field and then his post game speech made me want to puke.


No doubt. This. And the joy of his commentating in the future just warms my heart.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 01:36 PM

No doubt. This. And the joy of his commentating in the future just warms my heart.


Thank (insert favorite deity here) he won't be doing games, just the in-studio pre-game crap I don't watch regardless.

Praise be to whomever!

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 02:18 PM

Theres blood on Ray Lewis finger... Not sure if its his or from his victims

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

The Golden Calf of Bristol must have put the tip in or something cause god made him the jets third stringer

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 04:25 PM

Didn't Ray Lewis kill a bunch of white people one night?



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Posted 13 January 2013 - 04:25 PM

can't fuging stand Ray Lewis and the fact the he got away with murder and get's treated like a hero by everybody. Dude is so fuging phony. Also I can stand stupid fuging religion. Any of them. They are all just as stupid as the rest

#13 Mr. Scot

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:11 PM

I always laugh when people get hyped up over an athlete thanking God :rolleyes:

Big deal. Who's it hurting?

Guys wanna stand up and thank Allah or Krishna or Buddha or their therapist...who gives a rip?

#14 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:13 PM

^Christfag alert

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 08:13 PM

^Christfag alert


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