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Describe the biggest asshole you work with or have worked with

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My current boss isn't an asshole just a total boob. He has to mention in every instance that he has been with the company for 20 years. Its exactly like the About Schmidt movie. I can't wait to throw all of his ideas and way of doing things in the dumpster one day.

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We have a guy that works for an affiliate company who sometimes does some work for us. We've had some issues with his work and I've had more than a few email/phone dust-ups with him... his standard comment is "I've been doing this for 25 years"... to which I always tell him... "well, just because you've been doing it wrong for 25 years isn't my problem..."

He doesn't bother me much anymore. I think he was used to people rolling over for him.

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I hate my boss a little more every time he opens his fuging mouth...

I fantasized about just getting up, kicking him in the dick and walking out the door this morning when he was going on and on about what he bought this weekend...even made me look it up online so he could explain every picture to me

Do we work for the same man?????

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Do we work for the same man?????

HA! sucks there are other people that have to deal with "omg, i'm so rich look what i bought this weekend!! look how big my new house is..oh yeah and by the way...I think you're a moron..everyone is actually dumber than me, and I'm never giving you a raise!!!!"

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it was like a hot dog in a hallway, and she wanted to be all shy like she'd never tried it before...

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HA! sucks there are other people that have to deal with "omg, i'm so rich look what i bought this weekend!! look how big my new house is..oh yeah and by the way...I think you're a moron..everyone is actually dumber than me, and I'm never giving you a raise!!!!"

My co-worker has to deal a little more with him in terms of him telling her all the wonderful things he and his wife did/went to/whatever ... showing out regarding how much he makes ... knowing that we haven't had a raise in three years and HE's the one who keeps allowing them to cut our budget and fire people on our staff.

I can hardly bear to be in the same room with him, though. He's just slimy and stupid and incompetent, and everybody else knows it, too. We try to let him hang himself with his stupidity, but there's a fine line where we have to make sure we don't get the blame, you know.

I hate him more and more every single day. (If Meat were still here, he'd back me up!)

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My "bossman" of 12 years was a total douche who didn't have a fuging clue. He was running this place into the ground.

He moved to another location and now I have his job, and subsequently, authority over him. I haven't been this satisfied with my job since I could go smoke joints on break at McDonalds

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I have to find a new job *sigh*

I hate him I hate him I hate him...OH and he's the owner too...he makes all the money and pays me poo

I'm about to go postal..just thinking about my growing hatred for him makes me envision bad things happening to him

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I don't have any assholes at my company. There are only 4 of us in our Charlotte office and they're all young (mid 20's) and we have no supervisors in this office. We just sorta do our own thing and nobody says anything to us unless we're not getting our work done.

There is an annoying woman that works in our Maryland office though. She loves to talk despite being mostly clueless about what we actually do. I can't believe we let her talk to clients.

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I have to find a new job *sigh*

I hate him I hate him I hate him...OH and he's the owner too...he makes all the money and pays me poo

I'm about to go postal..just thinking about my growing hatred for him makes me envision bad things happening to him

Well, at least mine isn't the owner! We're getting a new "owner" (president) this summer ... and some say my boss will be the first casualty, but I'm not convinced.

But, you and I think a lot alike regarding our bosses ... it's scary sometimes.

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My "bossman" of 12 years was a total douche who didn't have a fuging clue. He was running this place into the ground.

He moved to another location and now I have his job, and subsequently, authority over him. I haven't been this satisfied with my job since I could go smoke joints on break at McDonalds

So thats why my order is always messed up.

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