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JaMarcus Russell, 308 Pounds, Returning to NFL

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Former 2007 No. 1 overall draft pick JaMarcus Russell is training for an NFL comeback.

We'll wait until you stop laughing....

The former Oakland Raiders quarterback, who hasn't taken a single NFL snap since 2009, told Yahoo! Sports he's dropped from 320 pounds to 308 pounds and is ready to bury past criticisms.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000129925/article/jamarcus-russell-preps-for-nfl-comeback-at-308-lbs

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"Hey, I lost 12 pounds over 3 years because I quit eating a whole birthday cake before going to bed. Give me another shot."

Is he off purple drank? Didn't he also have sleep apnea? Dude had a whole mess of problems. It only takes one team though.

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Wow, he is just morbidly obese now instead of severely morbidly obese.

Do want!

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I want pictures.

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My idol. Nobody could get 39 million that easy and give zero fugs like Russell. smugrussell.gif

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Can he play D-tackle?

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"People are always saying that I'm a bust. I want show them I'm not. I'm committed to this now."

I needed this good laugh to start my day. Thank you Ja-eats-a-lot-a-doughnuts-marcus.

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