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JaMarcus Russell, 308 Pounds, Returning to NFL


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#1 chknwing

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:44 AM

Former 2007 No. 1 overall draft pick JaMarcus Russell is training for an NFL comeback.

We'll wait until you stop laughing....

The former Oakland Raiders quarterback, who hasn't taken a single NFL snap since 2009, told Yahoo! Sports he's dropped from 320 pounds to 308 pounds and is ready to bury past criticisms.


http://www.nfl.com/n...back-at-308-lbs

#2 Stroupe-a-loop

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:50 AM

"Hey, I lost 12 pounds over 3 years because I quit eating a whole birthday cake before going to bed. Give me another shot."

Is he off purple drank? Didn't he also have sleep apnea? Dude had a whole mess of problems. It only takes one team though.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:20 AM

Wow, he is just morbidly obese now instead of severely morbidly obese.

Do want!

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:20 AM

Jets lol

#5 Bwood

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:30 AM

I want pictures.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:36 AM

My idol. Nobody could get 39 million that easy and give zero fugs like Russell. Posted Image

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:47 AM

308 LB QB?

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:48 AM

he's probably broke.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:02 AM

Can he play D-tackle?

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:03 AM

"People are always saying that I'm a bust. I want show them I'm not. I'm committed to this now."

I needed this good laugh to start my day. Thank you Ja-eats-a-lot-a-doughnuts-marcus.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:10 AM

Good luck to him. I hope he's able to make it back

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:42 AM

he's probably broke.


Probably ?

#13 TANTRIC-NINJA

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:45 AM

Throws for 70 yards from his knees! HOF not far for him...

Was it Chris Mortenson who said that his pro day had scouts and GMs saying it was the single most impressive QB pro day in terms of guys being amazed...

It is sad we care more about football than a guy who actually has the talent and physical ability to excel at a high level in the NFL...who is nothing but a joke..and such an awful player that anyone built close to him will get accused of having his poor work ethic and lack of desire..ahem ahem..

#14 Stroupe-a-loop

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:03 AM

Can we get some video of Kiper and McShay fluffing him? That's always fun.

#15 Snake

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:14 AM

The JaWalrus is back!