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Where's Smootsdaddy? Freddy Got Busted


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#1 Anybodyhome

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 06:05 PM

This is some funny poo:

Fred Smoot gets popped for a DUI...

http://www.thebiglea...e-on-the-floor/

"During processing, in the service area, while handcuffed, the [defendant] peed his pants creating a puddle on the floor,” Carll said in the affidavit. “[A police officer] witnessed the urine running down his pant leg and onto the floor. [Smoot] did not express that he had to use the restroom."

It could be worse, Fred. You could have been talking to a dude on the phone for a year, thinking you were talking to a girl.

#2 JawnyBlaze

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 06:36 PM

What the article doesn't mention is that immediately prior to him peeing his pants, a guy that looked like Smitty walked into the room.

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 07:14 PM

Fred "Double Headed Dildo" Smoot?

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:01 PM

"During processing, in the service area, while handcuffed, the [defendant] peed his pants creating a puddle on the floor,” Carll said in the affidavit. “[A police officer] witnessed the urine running down his pant leg and onto the floor. [Smoot] did not express that he had to use the restroom."


He got a look at someone's cell phone. Seeing the 8 and the 9 together causes him to freeze up.

#5 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:21 PM

He got a look at someone's cell phone. Seeing the 8 and the 9 together causes him to freeze up.

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:49 PM

2/3rds of the world is covered by water. The other third is covered by Fred Smoot's piss.

#7 jasonluckydog

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:49 PM

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Fred Smoot.



Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Smoot: Help! Help motherfuger they coming to get me!
Operator: Now, just calm down, sir. Where are you?
Smoot: Oooooh I poo myself. I can’t stop crying.

lol

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 09:00 PM

inb4 who is fred smoot

#9 The Saltman

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 09:09 PM

Who is fred smoot.


Damnit.

#10 philw5289

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 10:00 PM

probably the 2nd time he's pissed himself




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