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Where's Smootsdaddy? Freddy Got Busted

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This is some funny poo:

Fred Smoot gets popped for a DUI...

http://www.thebiglea...e-on-the-floor/

"During processing, in the service area, while handcuffed, the [defendant] peed his pants creating a puddle on the floor,” Carll said in the affidavit. “[A police officer] witnessed the urine running down his pant leg and onto the floor. [smoot] did not express that he had to use the restroom."

It could be worse, Fred. You could have been talking to a dude on the phone for a year, thinking you were talking to a girl.

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What the article doesn't mention is that immediately prior to him peeing his pants, a guy that looked like Smitty walked into the room.

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"During processing, in the service area, while handcuffed, the [defendant] peed his pants creating a puddle on the floor,” Carll said in the affidavit. “[A police officer] witnessed the urine running down his pant leg and onto the floor. [smoot] did not express that he had to use the restroom."

He got a look at someone's cell phone. Seeing the 8 and the 9 together causes him to freeze up.

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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Fred Smoot.

Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?

Smoot: Help! Help motherfuger they coming to get me!

Operator: Now, just calm down, sir. Where are you?

Smoot: Oooooh I poo myself. I can’t stop crying.

lol

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