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BOLD Predictions for Next Season

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Gettleman changes his name to Swagster and drafts all DT's in the draft....

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*sigh* I think Kalil showed us not to make any bold predictions before the season begins.

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We will start of 5-0 and drop 11 straight.

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Luke breaks the all-time tackles mark.

Cam has lowest rushing and passing yards of his career.

Panthers get a first round bye.

One of our DT's makes the Pro Bowl.

And, this one's not really that bold, as seamonsters have been known to devour the wicked, but...

The Kraken literally eats Breesus in the PooperDome.

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Luke breaks the all-time tackles mark.

Cam has lowest rushing and passing yards of his career.

Panthers get a first round bye.

One of our DT's makes the Pro Bowl.

And, this one's not really that bold, as seamonsters have been known to devour the wicked, but...

The Kraken literally eats Breesus in the PooperDome.

AND DOWN TO PAM OLIVER ON THE SIDELINE WITH AN INJURY UPDATE!

PAM OLIVER HERE TOM! Drew Brees was taken into the locker room at the end of the first quarter after being eaten and regurgitated by some nobody on the Panthers defensive front! He is currently being evaluated by the Saints' clerical staff. They say he is experiencing some pain as all of his limbs have been partially digested. His return is questionable. BACK TO YOU TOM!

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CAM and Kuechly still BEASTS

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Cam gets a sex change and McDermott finally gets a soul

*ok maybe that last went a bit too far

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Cam gets a sex change

something tells me huddlers wouldn't be so unhappy with that...

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We end the season at .500!

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We will start of 5-0 and drop 11 straight.

Don't even joke.

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Manti becomes a father.

What adoption service are Mr and Mr Te'o using?

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Panthers draft a rookie WR who becomes a productive contributor. He will be good enough, that fans will debate if he should be the #2 starter over Lafell. It's this, or Lamont Bryant becomes a contributor catching 5-7 TD passes.

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