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#1 GOOGLE RON PAUL

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 11:53 PM

They solicited hundreds of sponsors and sought to get 50 million people to sign a goofball petition (written in the style of the Declaration of Independence, with a plethora of "Whereas…"-es... Why do gun people insist on trying to use 18th-century syntax?) against the "tyrannical governments" that were out to take their guns. "Gun Appreciation Day" would also involve gun shows and other local events all over the country, meant as a counter-balance to the candle-toting gun control protests that were springing up over last weekend in anticipation of Obama's inauguration and the rumored plans for new gun legislation.
But even before their excellent idea gets out of the gate, it stalls out, as obnoxious reporters check the list of "Gun Appreciation Day" sponsors and find that the "American Third Position," a group that purports to represent the "unique political interests of White Americans," is one of the event's sponsors.

So now, Political Media has not only decided to hold its Gun Appreciation Event on a holiday meant to celebrate the life of a black leader who was a symbol of nonviolent protest and who was killed by a white man with a gun, it's done so with the financial help of some yahoo white supremacist group. But this doesn't derail the whole thing, as it's of course just an innocent mistake. Political Media kicks "Third Position" out and appropriately issues a statement, saying, "We have removed the group and reiterate this event is not about racial politics, it is about gun politics."

So far, so good, right? Well, then they go and actually hold their "Gun Appreciation Day" rallies all over the country, on Martin Luther King Day. And what happens? Five people get accidentally shot!

You can't make this stuff up. In three separate incidents – one in North Carolina, one in Ohio and one in Indiana – gun-loving real Americans did their darndest to worsen the demographics in the favor of the gun control lobby by blowing themselves away with accidental discharges. They failed, fortunately – all five victims in the three incidents survived – but you literally can't script a worse outcome for a political sideshow meant to highlight Americans' love of the wholesome, safe exercise of gun rights.


Without even taking a position on Obama or his proposed gun law, let me say this: The president, when he makes his case, does not come across like a drooling maniac, like he's pissed off to the point of reaching back, grabbing a frying pan, and belting you across the forehead if you even think about disagreeing with him. He comes across like what he is – a calm, experienced attorney making a rhetorical argument to adults. That, plus a lot of video of little kids' bodies being hauled out of school rooms in suburban Connecticut, can win you a lot of votes with people on the fence on the gun issue.

Then there's Wayne LaPierre, the head of the NRA. He came out after Obama's speech and gave one of his own at the Weatherby International Hunting and Conservation Awards in Reno, Nevada. In it, LaPierre weaved back and forth like a maniac, his blond forelock heaving, as he blurted out semi-coherent, quasi-grammatical defenses of "absolutism," saying things like "absolutes do exist, it's [sic] the basis of all civilization," and "without those absolutes, democracy decays into nothing more than two wolves and one lamb voting on who to eat for lunch."


So to recap: The gun lobby's response to Obama's inauguration was to organize a "Gun Appreciation Day" on Martin Luther King Day that left five of their own gun-loving members accidentally shot. Then they responded to Obama's inaugural speech by doubling down on the "elitist hypocrite" ad that earned them near-universal condemnation previously. So how could things get worse?

Well, you could have a spokesman for Political Media, which organized "Gun Appreciation Day," tell the Hollywood Reporter that Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained is the perfect argument in support of gun rights. Political Media's Larry Ward said he's considering a "What Would Django Do?" campaign as part of this new rhetorical line they're thinking of trying to sell, particularly to the black community. The idea is, get this, that there wouldn't have been slavery if slaves had had gun rights.

"Django is perfect for what we're trying to do," said Ward, "which is to promote gun rights to minorities."

Hey, dipshit: Before anyone allowed slaves to have guns, they would have had to have other rights, like for instance being considered human beings. Are you people completely stupid? You'd have to have hoovered more coke than even Quentin Tarantino to imagine a world where white slave owners denied black people freedom of movement, denied them education and freedom of speech and dominion over their own bodies, but then for some reason also allowed them to buy guns. Jesus Christ! The whole point of slavery is that slaves didn't have any rights, much less the right to bear arms.


Conservatives could have dealt with this post-Sandy Hook political curveball in a number of ways, from simply shutting up and working quietly behind the scenes to scuttle gun control efforts (that always worked before) to announcing willingness to engage in some extremely mild compromise (like maybe prohibiting schizophrenics from carrying machine guns near kindergartens).

Instead, they decided to piss all over Martin Luther King Day and then shoot themselves by the half-dozen in the process.

Well done, fellas! You're well on your way to solving your demographic problems.


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#2 LongTriad

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 12:12 AM

Yes. The biggest problem we have is that people got to wait until everything has already gont completely to hell before changing administrations. Ironic, that an complete ban on asault rifles would not made a iota of difference at Sandy Hook. People are so freakin stoopid. Well 47% anyway.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 12:20 AM

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:15 AM

Don't lose any sleep worrying about the other half of America bros.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:17 AM

You can do better than that right?

www.extremeleftbullshit.com?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:34 AM

You can do better than that right?

www.extremeleftbullshit.com? I can probably guess you recieved a boner while reading this as you were taking a poo?



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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:46 AM

I will keep going. Conservatives. Why don't you mother fugers just shut the fug up. Feinstein has an amazing bill about to go through for you guys. Just shut up. While I exercise my 1st Amendment by typing this. Shut up and get what you have been needing since the founders signed the Declaration of Independence.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:51 AM

I will keep going. Conservatives. Why don't you mother fugers just shut the fug up. Feinstein has an amazing bill about to go through for you guys. Just shut up. While I exercise my 1st Amendment by typing this. Shut up and get what you have been needing since the founders signed the Declaration of Independence.

Lets solve demographic issues by taking rights away from legal gun owners across the demographic spectrum in America!!!



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Posted 27 January 2013 - 09:26 AM

Lol if you believe king was killed by just some "white guy with a gun". His family doesn't even believe that.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:45 AM

Lol if you believe king was killed by just some "white guy with a gun". His family doesn't even believe that.


The Feds killed him; just like they killed JFK and engineered the death of Malcolm X.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 11:17 AM

Or lol of you think Lee Harvey Oswald popped JFK 3 times with a bolt action rifle in a 3 second span without missing....

And what is the whole"conservatives poo all over MLK day by having a gun appreciation day" crap? Wasnt Obama supposed to get inaugurated the day before MLK day (as it states in the Constitution)?

Oh that's right...he wanted to compare himself to MLK with the hope and change message. When in all reality Obama isn't even close to being as great of a man as MLK was.

#12 LongTriad

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 11:28 AM

A huge problem in the US is that 47% of the population oppose everything one party or the other presentsd. No party will ever have power enough to get anything done until the assaholes running the gov present something at least 65% of the people support. So *** you and me. Now YOU hut the *** up.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 11:29 AM

Why don't you mother fugers just shut the fug up.

OH YEA?!!!

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 11:31 AM

I don't want to hut the fug up

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 11:33 AM

I don't want to hut the fug up

OH YEA!!??!!


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