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Offseason fun with analogies

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(First, Saint fans, an analogy is a similarity between two things on which a comparison can be made. You idiots probably never heard of it thanks to the Louisiana public schools and your bandwagon tendencies.)

Atlanta Falcons : Playoffs :: Spawning Salmon : Life Expectancy

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Saint fans : Society :: Leaving headlights on : Car Battery

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Falcons: playoffs:: Prison : assrape

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Saint fans : Society :: Leaving headlights on : Car Battery

My car automatically powers down the lights but I understand God doesn't distribute his gifts equally and I don't really want to brag about it.

Panthers fan : talking poo :: Panthers team : taking a poo (constantly).

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My car automatically powers down the lights but I understand God doesn't distribute his gifts equally...

Even Kia offers that feature nowadays. You ain't so bad!

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Playoffs : Falcons :: Roger Gordell : Saints

Fire : Ice :: Playoffs : Matt Ryan

Huge Dong : Girl's Mouth :: Playoffs : Matt Ryan

Mole : Drew Brees :: Terrell Owens : Locker Room

Hm, the Matty Ice ones are almost too easy.

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Katrina: murder\rapedome:: fema dollars:: superbowl

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