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2 years from now you're at an Applebee's in Charlotte. You hear the quickening pace of "clap, clap, clap" as waiters and waitresses approach your table to sing happy birthday and you're wondering why in the fug are you at Applebee's. You look up and see Jimmy Clausen singing to you. He invites you to SIN night at Bar Charlotte. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

I go. Probably get some ugly hoodrats Jimmy's posse brings. Get laid for the first time in 2 months. Win. Call him Pickles the entire night.

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“You know what, we will make the playoffs. You can document it.” -Cam Newton

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2 years from now you're at an Applebee's in Charlotte. You hear the quickening pace of "clap, clap, clap" as waiters and waitresses approach your table to sing happy birthday and you're wondering why in the fug you're at Applebee's. You look up and see Jimmy Clausen singing to you. He invites you to SIN night at Bar Charlotte. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

trick question. i'd never go to applebees.

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trick question. i'd never go to applebees.

Nor would I. But that's where Jimmy is headed when his contract is up.

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Documented.

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2 years from now you're at an Applebee's in Charlotte. You hear the quickening pace of "clap, clap, clap" as waiters and waitresses approach your table to sing happy birthday and you're wondering why in the fug you're at Applebee's. You look up and see Jimmy Clausen singing to you. He invites you to SIN night at Bar Charlotte. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

I let Khalil go with him.

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“You know what, we will make the playoffs. You can document it.” -Cam Newton

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trick question. i'd never go to applebees.

But they have beer pong nights there. And I'm only 3 years out of college.

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LOL, SCP... If Clausen isn't sure about which table to take an order to will he just check it down to the closest table?

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LOL, SCP... If Clausen isn't sure about which table to take an order to will he just check it down to the closest table?

Lol! That or he would panic and just throw the tray against the wall and run to the kitchen.

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