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#31 Zod



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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:13 PM

Men have hair. Stop dating little girls and find yourself a woman.

#32 Mr. Scot

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:15 PM

I think I'd be drinkin' piss.

Theoretically sterile.

Vs asscrack and nair.

Your haiku structure is a little off :unsure:

#33 pstall


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:16 PM

this thread is more proof why jr and i should NEVER go to South America together. Or even Rock Hill.

#34 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:24 PM

Neither...About 15 friends took a road trip from NJ and we were all getting ready to go out for the night. Playing beer pong and the guy that was on my team was fanatical about shaving every bit of hair off his body. He was so OCD about it....arms. legs, everything... anyway we usually play for money but we were out on Lake Norman all day and completely hammered so someone decided to change the wager to something much worse.

If my team won, one of the guys from the other team had to piss into a whiskey glass until it was half full and his teamate would have to drink it. They could choose who did the pissin and who did the drinking

If my team lost, I had to Nair my buddy's a$$ crack. Well, we lost, he laid out on the floor with his ass in the air and I had to Nair his a$$ crack. This was in front of at least 30 people. It was fuggin worse than you could imagine. As soon as I was done I ran to the sink and threw up and the other guy's night was pretty much ruined because Nair can burn like fire if put in the wrong area.

The next morning I woke up naked laying on a futon with a girl that had a lazy eye and apparently had a stroke in the middle of the night. At least that is what I had hoped because I really don't want to believe I was with her and she was like that already. Thankfully I have no recollection if anything actually happened with her that night. I never did find my clothes either.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

The End.

Anyway...good luck to the OP with your chest hair issue.

fuging legendary post :lol:

#35 charlotte49er



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Posted 04 February 2013 - 01:02 AM

Quit wearing necklaces, you lady

I wear my St Chirstopher even to bed. I has St Chris, Jesus & Mary on it.

So if you think that makes me a lady, then I feel sorry for you.

#36 stirs


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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:23 AM

I wear my St Chirstopher even to bed. I has St Chris, Jesus & Mary on it.

So if you think that makes me a lady, then I feel sorry for you.

tongue in cheek, just poking fun