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Survey: 27 Percent Of Americans Believe God Helps Decide Who Wins Sporting Events

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According to the survey, 53 percent of respondents believe that "God rewards athletes who have faith with good health and success."

you gotta be kidding me

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They probably think He decides the winner of the game after He chooses:

  • which town/community to send a hurricane to
  • who wins the lottery this week
  • which child gets cancer . . . and which does not
  • who gets stuck in traffic
  • when the next speedy checkout line will open

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god isn't real idiots

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Would be a story if it were a higher percentage.

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God Shammgod was a stud at Providence. I would in no way be surprised if he accounted for at least 27% of their victories the year they made that E-8 run.

Austin Croshere was a close second at 19%.

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you gotta be kidding me

I guess Greg McElroy loves Jesus more than The Golden Calf of Bristol.

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Here's my thoughts, i believe in a God not religion, i believe science to be true but the big bang theory. How did that start? Oh, some energy just decide to combust and poo and stuff started to explode and poo formed together. But where does that "poo" come from.? And in the grand scheme of those crazy, mind-boggling notions, do you think God or a god gives a flying fug about some super humans killing each other to get 50 to a hundred yards bringing a leather ball to a designated area whilst recieving millions of

"paper" dollars to be able to gain a platform to tell people about how great He is? Hell motherfuging no. But, it's entertaining as poo.

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Here's my thoughts, i believe in a God not religion, i believe science to be true but the big bang theory. How did that start? Oh, some energy just decide to combust and poo and stuff started to explode and poo formed together. But where does that "poo" come from.? And in the grand scheme of those crazy, mind-boggling notions, do you think God or a god gives a flying fug about some super humans killing each other to get 50 to a hundred yards bringing a leather ball to a designated area whilst recieving millions of

"paper" dollars to be able to gain a platform to tell people about how great He is? Hell motherfuging no. But, it's entertaining as poo.

poo comes from butts, silly.

so basically

God is a giant sky butt.

Either that or Kalil's beard.

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Wow there are some stupid people in this country.

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poo comes from butts, silly.

so basically

God is a giant sky butt.

Either that or Kalil's beard.

Dont talk poo about Kalil's beard. It's more epic than God.

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