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Mr. Scot

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Probably stuff like this...

Yeah, that's all I'd need :lol:

"Hey, whats this page doing in your browser?"

"I've never seen that before in my life! The bird must have pulled it up!"

"You're blaming a bird for a weird webpage in your browser?"

"Well..." :unsure:

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For the record, Fox was already a mischievous little critter.

He likes to walk across my computer keyboard and peck at the keys while I'm typing.

He tries to pry the battery covers off my remote controls if I leave them where he can get to them.

I can't leave loose change lying around because he'll steal it and hide it in the bottom of his cage. Even caught him red handed trying to steal cash once or twice.

He's tried to steal other things too, including my glasses and my car keys.

And now the little snot wants to go on the Internet? No way :(

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Pan+Fried+Chicken.jpg

Problem solved.

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Problem solved.

Nah. I still love the little brat too much.

But just so you know, Fox absolutely loves the taste of chicken. Turkey too. He'll even eat scrambled eggs (kinda disturbing when you think about it).

I took a picture a while back of him holding a wing from Dominos in his claw and munching on it. Pic somehow got deleted though :(

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teach him to chew gum and clap from the sidelines as you do your own thing with your iPad

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teach him to chew gum and clap from the sidelines as you do your own thing with your iPad

Won't be easy. He's a persistent little bugger. Hardly ever gives up when he wants something.

Manipulative too. Sometimes he'll peck at me, and then before I can even say anything he'll have his head down cooing stuff like "pretty bird, daddy loves the bird" in a soft, sweet voice.

On the flip side, just about every time I swear in front of her, the female will look at me and in a reproachful manner say "be good" :blink:

(only thing I can figure is she's reacting to my tone of voice)

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everyone with a kid has the same problem. :)

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everyone with a kid has the same problem. :)

Not quite the same. Can your kids fly? :lol:

Granted, I can put mine in a cage when they misbehave. You can't do that.

(technically you could, but the authorities might frown upon it)

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Get him high and watch jurassic park.

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does he ask you to jerk him off after surfing through your porn stash?

no = not a problem!!!

strap the ipad down so he can't fly away with it

let him fly away and get a dog

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