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Pan+Fried+Chicken.jpg

Problem solved.

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Problem solved.

Nah. I still love the little brat too much.

But just so you know, Fox absolutely loves the taste of chicken. Turkey too. He'll even eat scrambled eggs (kinda disturbing when you think about it).

I took a picture a while back of him holding a wing from Dominos in his claw and munching on it. Pic somehow got deleted though :(

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teach him to chew gum and clap from the sidelines as you do your own thing with your iPad

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teach him to chew gum and clap from the sidelines as you do your own thing with your iPad

Won't be easy. He's a persistent little bugger. Hardly ever gives up when he wants something.

Manipulative too. Sometimes he'll peck at me, and then before I can even say anything he'll have his head down cooing stuff like "pretty bird, daddy loves the bird" in a soft, sweet voice.

On the flip side, just about every time I swear in front of her, the female will look at me and in a reproachful manner say "be good" :blink:

(only thing I can figure is she's reacting to my tone of voice)

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everyone with a kid has the same problem. :)

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everyone with a kid has the same problem. :)

Not quite the same. Can your kids fly? :lol:

Granted, I can put mine in a cage when they misbehave. You can't do that.

(technically you could, but the authorities might frown upon it)

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Get him high and watch jurassic park.

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does he ask you to jerk him off after surfing through your porn stash?

no = not a problem!!!

strap the ipad down so he can't fly away with it

let him fly away and get a dog

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The huddle...THE WORLD, needs more parrot humor..very under-served

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does he ask you to jerk him off after surfing through your porn stash?

no = not a problem!!!

strap the ipad down so he can't fly away with it

let him fly away and get a dog

I doubt he could fly with the iPad. He's picked up things I thought were too heavy for him before, but I doubt he could get this.

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I'll add one more...

My old apartment had a walk-in closet with a metal rack that had slots for hangers. Since I'm kinda compulsive about stuff, I hung all my shirts exactly two spaces apart.

One day while I was working on something, I could hear Fox in the closet. He liked to try and build nests out of free coat hangers, but that day he seemed to be doing something different. Curiosity got the better of me and I went to look at what he was up to.

The little nimrod had moved nearly all of my shirts exactly one slot to the left.

When he saw me, he stopped and sat there with an "I wasn't doing anything" manner in his body language.

The ex said "I guess you must be pretty bad if even the bird knows how to irritate you" :blink:

I wouldn't think he could possibly have known that, but as to why he did it? No idea :unsure:

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For the record, what is the name of your pet Fox?

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