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[SCP]

The Panthers are irrelevant because we have stunk the last 4 years. But can you imagine being the Falcons? Most REGULAR SEASON wins of any team the last 4 years and you don't hear jack poo about them. Winning is supposed to make you relevant. As I sit here and take my pre-Superbowl, Guinness induced poo, I am LOLing at our 85 South feathered foes. It must suck to have the almighty Beaver Cleaver as QB only to queef into oblivion as another year passes. Thanks to that shitty Falcon defense for allowing Cam's 875 yard TD run to make the top 10 plays of 2012. Maybe they should create a Choke of the Year award so Matt Ryan can get some love and so the *dominant Falcons can get some exposure. Suck it Falcons. Suck on being the most irrelevant regular season winning team in my lifetime.

[Zod]

It's the only thing that makes football life worth living these days.

[Lumps]

fug the falcons

[jtnc]

I don't think his award was announced on tv, but he won "The tightest vagina award".

[Daddy Uncle]

This year was their best chance of winning. They won't be as good for a while now.

[Frizzy350]

I got a good feeling we sweep the falcons this year.

[SCP]

Ice







Man

[dpanther69]

The Panthers are irrelevant because we have stunk the last 4 years. But can you imagine being the Falcons? Most REGULAR SEASON wins of any team the last 4 years and you don't hear jack poo about them. Winning is supposed to make you relevant. As I sit here and take my pre-Superbowl, Guinness induced poo, I am LOLing at our 85 South feathered foes. It must suck to have the almighty Beaver Cleaver as QB only to queef into oblivion as another year passes. Thanks to that shitty Falcon defense for allowing Cam's 875 yard TD run to make the top 10 plays of 2012. Maybe they should create a Choke of the Year award so Matt Ryan can get some love and so the *dominant Falcons can get some exposure. Suck it Falcons. Suck on being the most irrelevant regular season winning team in my lifetime.

Well said.

[BigBoss]

Ratty Lice

[O-Ther]

As I sit here and take my pre-Superbowl, Guinness induced poo, I am LOLing at our 85 South feathered foes. It must suck to have the almighty Beaver Cleaver as QB only to queef into oblivion as another year passes. Thanks to that shitty Falcon defense for allowing Cam's 875 yard TD run to make the top 10 plays of 2012. Maybe they should create a Choke of the Year award so Matt Ryan can get some love and so the *dominant Falcons can get some exposure.

(sniff, sniff) Is that sarcasm I smell? Or did you (sniff) forget to courtesy flush again?

Nice post, tho.

[nctarheel0619]

I love a good dark beer.

[PhillyB]

can't wait til their defense is even worse next season, after matthew thomas "ice" ryan strings the team for $15m a year on a new contract and they can't sign anyone to fix that AARP defensive line

[GRWatcher]

I don't think his award was announced on tv, but he won "The tightest vagina award".

Yeah, I think they give the pussy awards out in a private ceremony.

[SCP]

They should give him an ice sculpture as an award. When he's up on stage giving his acceptance speech the award would be melting next to him.

[Navy_football]

Gonzalez bailed Matty out all year. If he retires...