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So no awards for Matty Ryan last night?

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I don't think his award was announced on tv, but he won "The tightest vagina award".

Yeah, I think they give the pussy awards out in a private ceremony.

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They should give him an ice sculpture as an award. When he's up on stage giving his acceptance speech the award would be melting next to him.

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Gonzalez bailed Matty out all year. If he retires...

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can't wait til their defense is even worse next season, after matthew thomas "ice" ryan strings the team for $15m a year on a new contract and they can't sign anyone to fix that AARP defensive line

realistically they're going to be looking at overhauling both lines in a season or two. their front four is going to be an outright rebuilding project with abraham being a hundred years old, babineaux due to start declining at any time, peria jerry looking like a bust, and no real threat at the other DE spot. kroy biermann would literally be their best DE if abraham was gone tomorrow. that's why the revis-to-atlanta rumors have me intrigued because trading away high draft picks to jam more star power into their secondary would be so insanely stupid that it borders on comical given their emerging problems up front.

also john clayton thinks matt ryan is going to want $20 million/year so there's that too.

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I for one will be rooting for him to become one of the highest paid quarterbacks

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Lol at those Matty Melt second half playoff numbers that someone posted a couple of weeks back. Abysmal.

Getting the Falcons in the second round is almost like getting an additional bye week.

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I for one will be rooting for him to become one of the highest paid quarterbacks

Totally agree, with a long term contract and a lot of guaranteed money.

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Queef into oblivion. Awesome.

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I got a good feeling we sweep the falcons this year.

we should have this year.

in fact there's no reason we shouldn't have swept the nfcs.

I'm still pissed about losing to the bucs at all. getting swept by them is downright embarrassing and inexcusable.

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we should have this year.

in fact there's no reason we shouldn't have swept the nfcs.

I'm still pissed about losing to the bucs at all. getting swept by them is downright embarrassing and inexcusable.

if we didn't just completely implode at the end of two games that were on ice we'd have been 5-1 in the division. i rewatched the first bucs game recently too and we were playing well enough in the second half to have maybe slipped by with a one point win if a few things broke our way.

it's painful and infuriating to think about. i mean if you just look at the "in the bag" type games that we lost in horrible fashion we should have posted a winning record. it does almost feel like things are changing though-honestly even though we were coming off a loss to the chiefs i really felt like we were going to beat atlanta the second go around. coming back from being down double digits in the super dome is nothing to sneeze at either.

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we should have this year.

in fact there's no reason we shouldn't have swept the nfcs.

I'm still pissed about losing to the bucs at all. getting swept by them is downright embarrassing and inexcusable.

The first game in particular, but the second one was really atrocious. Between that and the Chiefs game, I'm still a bit amazed we bothered to retain Rivera.

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