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[Cardiackat88]

SO..my wife's picky ass mom always picks any pizza to death, takes off all the toppings and makes an "eww" face the whole time, IT DRIVES ME BONKERS!!! that's just the tip of the iceberg about her pickiness, she won't even use toothpaste to brush her teeth, she use mouthwash and a toothbrush because "toothpaste tastes bad."

ANYWAYS...at dinner tonight, my wife made polish sausages. I never complain about food, not even wrong orders at restaurants, but my wife made the ultimate disgrace to polish sausage by adding ketchup and mustard to hers, and then did not eat her last piece.

To not waste, i decided to eat the last piece. i refused to eat it with condiments on it, and I wanted to wash it off or wipe it off. My wife proceeds to act like a fugin fool over the fact that I didn't want condiments on my sausages, and insists its crazy to not just eat it as is.

Was I in the wrong any way at all there? Why does she think its normal for her mom to eat so picky and me to not want to ruin wonderful sausages???

[Mr. Scot]

Seems like a silly thing to get pissed about.

But then I once dated a girl who complained about how I'd hold my fork.

[Kevin Greene]

Polish sausage should be eaten with mustard and relish.
Whether the mustard is spicy or not is personal choice.
/thread

[Panthro]

I hate non sequiturs and split pea soup

[Floppin]

Judging from your post, you were more than likely insulting to her preferred method of dressing a polish sausage. It was more than likely that she was being reactionary towards that than actually giving a poo if you wanted to wash off the condiments.

[Mother Grabber]

is this what people refer to when they say the term, 'white people problems'?

[Delhommey]

Did you just wipe it off quietly hoping for to not notice or did you make a production out of it? If you made it a point of contention, that may be why it escalated. If you just quietly did it and she took offense, that's a bit overboard.

Regardless, best of luck comparing your actions to your wife's mothers. That should win you a lot of arguments.

[Argus Plexus]

Yeah if a female shows any sign of thinking she owns me, it's time for me to leave. I've had several relationships that only lasted a week or so for that reason. They acted like they owned me, not that the complained about sausage condiments.

[Kurb]

If you gave your wife more orgasms this would never happen.

[Doc Holiday]

Dude if this is a issue for you, you need more real problems to put this in perspective.

[Davidson Deac II]

My wife wonders why I add sauce to her chicken adobo (chicken stir fried in vinegar, garlic, bay leaves and soy sauce). \

Because I like it that way dammit.

[Johnny Rockets]

What a strange little thread this is. Sounds to me polish sausage has nothing to do with the real issues at hand, but I am no Dr. Phil.

[Cardiackat88]

Did you just wipe it off quietly hoping for to not notice or did you make a production out of it? If you made it a point of contention, that may be why it escalated. If you just quietly did it and she took offense, that's a bit overboard.

Regardless, best of luck comparing your actions to your wife's mothers. That should win you a lot of arguments.

I didn't make a big deal out of it at all, I went to wipe it off, not dramatically, and she said "O MY GOD, JUST EAT IT!"

That's when the argument broke out...

[Kurb]

I didn't make a big deal out of it at all, I went to wipe it off, not dramatically, and she said "O MY GOD, JUST EAT IT!"

That's when the argument broke out...

Just assuming here, but sounds like something else is bothering your wifey.

[Cardiackat88]

Just assuming here, but sounds like something else is bothering your wifey.

On top of her being pregnant and not on her bipolar meds, we have two small kids that get under her skin a lot, she also hates the fact that I am a farting machine, and she thinks that I think that she sits around the house a day and does nothing.