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Cam Newton farts

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I bet they are just awesome farts. That guy is awesome. Just so real. Farts.

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I bet they smell like something we have never smelled before just so awesome. He should bottle a fart and put it in eBay.

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Would be nice with a glass of chianti and some fava beans

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You know when you accidentally crop dust yourself? Like when you are standing up and let one loose and then you sit down in your cloud. Yeah, that happened.

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You know when you accidentally crop dust yourself? Like when you are standing up and let one loose and then you sit down in your cloud. Yeah, that happened.

If Cam ever dropped a crop duster I would be wrestling all of you trying to get a smell. He is just awesome.

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Clearly he didn't fart.

I heard he told JR no tattoos, no piercings, and no farting.

/TinFoilHat

Not true. I heard Cams farts power JRs golf cart.

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If Cam farts in the woods, and no one is around to smell it, will Koala bears still exist the next day?

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Not true. I heard Cams farts power JRs golf cart.

Does this count as an alternative fuel? If so can we get a tax credit for the Panthers?

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