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#1 Zod

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:48 PM

I bet they are just awesome farts. That guy is awesome. Just so real. Farts.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:49 PM

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:50 PM

pics?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:50 PM

I bet Peidmont Natual Gas is after him. Auburn. Farts. Cam.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:51 PM

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:52 PM

I bet they smell like bacon and winning.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:53 PM

I bet they smell like something we have never smelled before just so awesome. He should bottle a fart and put it in eBay.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:54 PM

Would be nice with a glass of chianti and some fava beans

#9 Cary Kollins

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:54 PM

You know when you accidentally crop dust yourself? Like when you are standing up and let one loose and then you sit down in your cloud. Yeah, that happened.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:55 PM

Ha

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:55 PM

Clearly he didn't fart.

I heard he told JR no tattoos, no piercings, and no farting.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:56 PM

You know when you accidentally crop dust yourself? Like when you are standing up and let one loose and then you sit down in your cloud. Yeah, that happened.


If Cam ever dropped a crop duster I would be wrestling all of you trying to get a smell. He is just awesome.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:57 PM

Clearly he didn't fart.

I heard he told JR no tattoos, no piercings, and no farting.

/TinFoilHat


Not true. I heard Cams farts power JRs golf cart.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:59 PM

If Cam farts in the woods, and no one is around to smell it, will Koala bears still exist the next day?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:00 PM

Not true. I heard Cams farts power JRs golf cart.


Does this count as an alternative fuel? If so can we get a tax credit for the Panthers?