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#16 Floppin

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:02 PM

North Korea is trying to reverse engineer Cam's fart's chemistry so that they can inject their Olympic athletics with Eau De Camanus in hopes of improving their "winning" factor.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:03 PM

I hope Cam never finds this.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:03 PM

Lets all just hope the soviets don't catch wind of cams farts

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:04 PM

If a Cam fart mixed with some Hurney Magic dust what would happen?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:04 PM

Does Cam have to do the Superman pose after every fart?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:05 PM

Little known fact: Deer antler velvet is composed of 74% cam fart.

#22 Cary Kollins

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:05 PM

If a Cam fart mixed with some Hurney Magic dust what would happen?


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#23 Zod

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:06 PM

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Lmao

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:08 PM

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Ha! Holy poo!

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:17 PM

GUISE! i was in the trenches with RR during 'nam and he told me that cam only farts under center.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:48 PM

Cam's farts are the reason Waldo is hiding.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:54 PM

I had to open this thread. I wanted to see if it would make some folks mad. I mean, if I had a deal with Underarmor, I would not care if I soiled myself. Just grab another pair out of the footlocker of free stuff they send every month. Not even sure I would wipe. Think I would just keep it real and see where it takes me.

#28 Cary Kollins

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:59 PM

I had to open this thread. I wanted to see if it would make some folks mad. I mean, if I had a deal with Underarmor, I would not care if I soiled myself. Just grab another pair out of the footlocker of free stuff they send every month. Not even sure I would wipe. Think I would just keep it real and see where it takes me.


I feel like this was madlibbed.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:04 PM

I feel like this was madlibbed.

Not sure what you mean, but whose with me?

#30 Cary Kollins

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:08 PM

If pooing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.