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If your neighbor had a garden gnome

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Would you vandalize it?

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My parents used to put the fake deer out around Christmas and at night my friends would rearrange them so it would look like they were having the buttsechs. Always funny to see when you walk out of the house in the morning. I'm thinking its about time to introduce the neighborhood gnomes to some naughty time.

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Are they supposed to be good luck or something? Never understood them as a decoration. Do they ward off Jehovah's Witnesses?

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My parents used to put the fake deer out around Christmas and at night my friends would rearrange them so it would look like they were having the buttsechs. Always funny to see when you walk out of the house in the morning. I'm thinking its about time to introduce the neighborhood gnomes to some naughty time.

Damn that's funny. I can only imagine your parents faces when they walked out of the house.

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. Do they ward off Jehovah's Witnesses?

that would be a huge money maker right there

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