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God I love getting these

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[b][color=black]Grampa Carries a Gun[/color][color=#1F497D], Yes that is me.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]My permit to carry a visible or concealed weapon is the[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]2nd Amendment of the Constitution of the United States[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Of America .[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Please take time to read this and pay particular attention to "A Little[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Gun History" about half way down.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Why Carry a Gun??[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]My old grandpa said to me "Grandson there comes a time in every man's[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Usually this occurs when he becomes too old to take a butt whuppin'.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun to kill people.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun to keep from being killed.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun to scare people.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.[/color][/b]
[color=black] [/color]
[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.[/color][/b]
[color=black] [/color]
[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]World.[/color][/b]
[color=black] [/color]
[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Myself for failing to be prepared.[/color][/b]
[color=black] [/color]
[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]And the ones they love.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Inadequate.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]I don't carry a gun because I love it.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]To me.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Police protection is an oxymoron.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Free citizens must protect themselves.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Take a butt whoopin'.....author unknown (but obviously brilliant)[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]**********************************************[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]A LITTLE GUN HISTORY...[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]From 1929 to 1953,[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]About 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Up and exterminated.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]------------------------------[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]In 1911, Turkey established gun control.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Exterminated.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945,[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]A total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Themselves[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Were rounded up and exterminated.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/color][/b]
[color=black] [/color]
[b][color=black]China established gun control in 1935.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]From 1948 to 1952, 20 million[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Exterminated.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]***********************************************************[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Guatemala established gun control in 1964.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]From 1964 to 1981, 100,000[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Exterminated.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Uganda established gun control in 1970.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]From 1971 to 1979, 300,000[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Exterminated.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Cambodia established gun control in 1956.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]From 1975 to 1977, one[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]And exterminated.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]-----------------------------[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Century because of gun control: 56 million.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]---------[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]You won't see this data on the U.S. Evening news, or hear politicians[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Disseminating this information.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes,[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]Take note my fellow Americans, before it's too late.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind them[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Of this history lesson.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]With guns, we are 'citizens'. Without them, we are 'subjects'.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]During WW II the Japanese decided not to invade America because they[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Knew most Americans were ARMED.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]If you value your freedom, please spread this Anti Gun-Control message[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]To all of your friends.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]The purpose of fighting is to win.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]There is no possible victory in defense.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]Important than either.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]The final weapon is the brain.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]All else is supplemental.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]SWITZERLAND ISSUES EVERY HOUSEHOLD A GUN.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]SWITZERLAND'S GOVERNMENT TRAINS EVERY ADULT, TO WHOM THEY ISSUE A[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]RIFLE.[/color][/b]
[b][color=black].[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]SWITZERLAND HAS THE LOWEST GUN RELATED CRIME RATE OF ANY CIVILIZED[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]COUNTRY[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]IN THE WORLD.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black]IT'S A NO BRAINER. DON'T LET OUR GOVERNMENT WASTE MILLIONS OF OUR TAX[/color][/b]
[b][color=black]DOLLARS IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE ALL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS BE EASY TARGETS.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=black][size=5]I'm a firm believer in the 2nd. Amendment.[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=black][size=5]If you are too, please forward.[/size][/color][/b]
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Why didn't I get this e mail? That's fuging awesome from top to bottom.

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[quote name='YourMomsLover' timestamp='1360939626' post='2135819']
Why didn't I get this e mail? That's fuging awesome from top to bottom.

And why exactly did to post this other than the fact that you love it?
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Because it is laughable and those that believe it have the IQ of a trilobite

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[quote name='Panthro' timestamp='1360941186' post='2135838']
Because it is laughable and those that believe it have the IQ of a trilobite
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Are you claiming that we didnt win WW2 thanks to our civilian gun ownership?

Why dont you try reading a history book

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hey did you guys know that if political dissidents in the nuclear-armed soviet union had firearms they could have stopped the purges

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So if we all had guns we would be like switzerland?
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i always enjoy it when these kind of people bring up switzerland.

most males age 20-30 are militia members and are issued a firearm because switzerland has no standing army. all but 2000 people who are either military police or spec-ops types are disallowed from storing ammunition for the weapons in their homes. before that, something like 50 rounds was delivered in a sealed box that was routinely audited for unauthorized use. if that seal was broken, your ass was in trouble. that hardly matters now seeing as to how the government recalled (read: seized) all the ammunition issued to militia members in 2007.

this notion that it's some kind of safeguard against home invasions and gives the citizens the means to fight back against its government is bullshit. their laws dictating private purchases of guns are also draconian compared to what US citizens are used to.

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health care, lets bring up sweden. guns, lets NOT bring up the swiss.

oh you libs are so predictable.

its not always about being able to stop your govt because you have your guns. its like Al Golre and his analogy of the frog in his climate change/no global warming/no climate change movie.
Little by little the heat is turned up on the frog but it's comfortable and he doesn't notice and he is now being served at the Shrimp Boat in Lancaster SC.


but i also love those emails. funny

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[quote name='pstall' timestamp='1360955503' post='2136100']
health care, lets bring up sweden. guns, lets NOT bring up the swiss.

oh you libs are so predictable.

its not always about being able to stop your govt because you have your guns. its like Al Golre and his analogy of the frog in his climate change/no global warming/no climate change movie.
Little by little the heat is turned up on the frog but it's comfortable and he doesn't notice and he is now being served at the Shrimp Boat in Lancaster SC.


but i also love those emails. funny
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The Swiss are an outlier when it comes to gun ownership. The US is the outlier when it comes to healthcare

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The entire Republican ideology can be summed up in one word: hyperbole

In other words, they use extreme exaggeration and unrealistic comparisons to scare their small minded followers.

Topic:Gay marriage might become legal

Republican translation: What's next, we allow people to marry horses and dogs??

Topic: Assault weapons ban

Republican translation: THEY WILL COME DOOR TO DOOR AND TAKE YOUR PISTOLS. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HITLER DID AND THE GOVERNMENT IS PREPARING FOR A TAKEOVER. CLING TO YOUR WEAPONS AND BIBLES BECAUSE OBAMA IS COMING FOR US ALL!!!!!!!

Topic: Obama wins the presidency

Republican translation: This is the beginning of the end of our country. Buy farmland and stock up on gold and other precious metals. It won't be much longer before the country falls apart completely and all will be chaotic. (Glen Beck actually said something along these lines)
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