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Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

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Get her drunk.

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Lol. They are just inexperienced and want to know how other people go at it.

Its been really fun helping these two. And just so you know, I'm not in the bedroom with them, I'm just giving information. Today he sent me a message and thanks me fo helping. :)

I think you're being invited to a threesome

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pull out

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I hope all the porn suggestions are in jest. I mean, how is sex better when it's completely impersonal?

Maybe it's because I have a beautiful wife, but I don't like going too long without being face to face.

Also I second the foreplay suggestion. The more you warm her up and make her want it, the more she's gonna rock your world. The hard part then becomes lasting longer than 90 seconds.

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I think you're being invited to a threesome

Possibly but if I'm gonna do all that they better invite Dan too.

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What kind of kids are these? I mean part of the fun is learning as you go, then fixing it next time. Is he in prison and they get visits every 6 months?

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two in the pink and one in the stink

Two in the goo and one in the poo

Potato potato.

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protip: use the middle finger and ring finger together to curve up inside of the vaginal orifice just behind the clitoris, angling them towards her belly button and use a "come here" motion lightly over the gspot for extra benefit

This is known as "the Cigarette Machine". Anybody who ever had a pack of cigarettes stuck in the machine knows about it.

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Arsen, the bunny positions are cute!

So the thing that he thanked me for to day, I don't know what it's called but it's one of my fav things.

She bends over the bed with one leg jacked up on the bed, he enters from behind and works on the upstairs and downstairs simultaneously. If she's really good she can reach down and work on hers and his downstairs too. But mostly she can just enjoy the ride. :D

This is hilarious!

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