Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

160 posts in this topic

Posted · Report post

I'm only posting[url="http://zenkarma.org/101-Sex-Positions.html"] this[/url]for educational purposes. It's education and art, so it should be allowed. But if not I will take it off.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

He just needs to find out what she really likes, it can be as simple as asking her.

Once he knows what makes her tick, then it's just a matter of proper timing and execution.

If for any reason he's not ok with any of her "likes" then he needs to get out now, nothing worse than fuging up someones sex life because you can't be honest with yourself and your partner.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[quote name='LifeisaGarden' timestamp='1361800817' post='2143998']
Arsen, the bunny positions are cute!

So the thing that he thanked me for to day, I don't know what it's called but it's one of my fav things.

She bends over the bed with one leg jacked up on the bed, he enters from behind and works on the upstairs and downstairs simultaneously. If she's really good she can reach down and work on hers and his downstairs too. But mostly she can just enjoy the ride. :D


This is hilarious!

[img]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/advanced-sex-positions-for-girls-rodeo.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

No, no, no .

The "Rodeo" is when you are doing it doggy and when you begin you grab her pony tail and whisper in her ear lovingly:
"Your sister does it better."

Then hold on!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

d/p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[quote name='Kevin Greene' timestamp='1361807010' post='2144056']
d/p
[/quote]

That seems a bit much for these "newbies".
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

if you ain't first, you're last

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[quote name='lightsout' timestamp='1361739937' post='2143358']
It's a race.[/quote]

[quote name='Hawk' timestamp='1361816114' post='2144231']
if you ain't first, you're last[/quote]

I hear you're still undefeated.












:D
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

Gave three concussions and a cracked skull before I realized donkey punchin' was a myth.


Oh, well...time to try it again just to make sure.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[quote name='Mr. Scot' timestamp='1361817347' post='2144271']



I hear you're still undefeated.

:D
[/quote]

more importantly, I'm batting a thousand...I've never failed to disappoint......































myself!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

You guys are worthless. smh
This is all you can come up with?

I ask for sex positions and you give me emotional Bull POO!

How about doing better please?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[quote name='LifeisaGarden' timestamp='1361980725' post='2146325']
You guys are worthless. smh
This is all you can come up with?

I ask for sex positions and you give me emotional Bull POO!

How about doing better please?
[/quote]


lol


I'm personally a fan of the ankles behind ears pound it out... but this girl you're talking about may not be into that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

stuff like this:
[img]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285206_435351183207973_560282577_n.jpg[/img]

[img]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285681_437573872985704_824799496_n.jpg[/img]

ankles behind the ears lol what are you 19?
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites