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Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

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two in the pink and one in the stink

Two in the goo and one in the poo

Potato potato.

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protip: use the middle finger and ring finger together to curve up inside of the vaginal orifice just behind the clitoris, angling them towards her belly button and use a "come here" motion lightly over the gspot for extra benefit

This is known as "the Cigarette Machine". Anybody who ever had a pack of cigarettes stuck in the machine knows about it.

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Arsen, the bunny positions are cute!

So the thing that he thanked me for to day, I don't know what it's called but it's one of my fav things.

She bends over the bed with one leg jacked up on the bed, he enters from behind and works on the upstairs and downstairs simultaneously. If she's really good she can reach down and work on hers and his downstairs too. But mostly she can just enjoy the ride. :D

This is hilarious!

advanced-sex-positions-for-girls-rodeo.jpg

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I'm only posting thisfor educational purposes. It's education and art, so it should be allowed. But if not I will take it off.

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He just needs to find out what she really likes, it can be as simple as asking her.

Once he knows what makes her tick, then it's just a matter of proper timing and execution.

If for any reason he's not ok with any of her "likes" then he needs to get out now, nothing worse than fuging up someones sex life because you can't be honest with yourself and your partner.

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Arsen, the bunny positions are cute!

So the thing that he thanked me for to day, I don't know what it's called but it's one of my fav things.

She bends over the bed with one leg jacked up on the bed, he enters from behind and works on the upstairs and downstairs simultaneously. If she's really good she can reach down and work on hers and his downstairs too. But mostly she can just enjoy the ride. :D

This is hilarious!

advanced-sex-positions-for-girls-rodeo.jpg

No, no, no .

The "Rodeo" is when you are doing it doggy and when you begin you grab her pony tail and whisper in her ear lovingly:

"Your sister does it better."

Then hold on!

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