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LifeisaGarden

Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

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Sexting at my house is usually this.

Her: Did you run the dishwasher before you left today?

Me: Yes dear.

Omgosh, you poor thing. You need to show that woman who is the man. You need to hand it to her.

Don't forget. It ain't rape if yer married!

Jk jk!

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Omgosh, you poor thing. You need to show that woman who is the man. You need to hand it to her.

Don't forget. It ain't rape if yer married!

Jk jk!

lol

Glad this thread isn't in the tinderbox...

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Have him find a woman who runs marathons and is a former gymnast. It rocks.

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Biscuit pie'd me.

I bet he thought I was joking.

I'm not.

:D

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Hell to the yes! Talk raunchy to her. Tell her how bad she's been and that her pink slit needs to be punished! Tell her how bad you want to pound it.

OK I need to stop. *blush*

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I'm blushing now... whoa

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Biscuit pie'd me.

I bet he thought I was joking.

I'm not.

:D

Nope. I knew you were srs. I will attempt.

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Nope. I knew you were srs. I will attempt.

It's a no risk deal!

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Hell to the yes! Talk raunchy to her. Tell her how bad she's been and that her pink slit needs to be punished! Tell her how bad you want to pound it.

OK I need to stop. *blush*

Girl u so crazy.

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No means no.

Yes, I know. I was kidding. Its just an old joke b/t me & biscuit..if he remembers.

I am in no way suggesting someone rape their wife. That would be unbelievably horrible.

Anyway, back on topic.

I know one thing that helps maintain connection is touch. It doesn't need to be sexual. Just a basic touch on the arm or rub of the back. Brush up against each other as you walk by. It let's the other person know you are thinking about them.

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