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#151 LifeisaGarden

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:14 AM

Come on guys, you can't just start sexting out of the blue like that. You gotta work it into the conversation.
I know everyone's relationship with their spouse is different, and my wife generally gets the joke when I call her the dishwasher. If she asked me if I ran the dishwasher this morning, my response would have been along the lines of "I was kinda hoping to ram the dishwasher tonight"


Speak for yourself.

Texting, "Hey baby, How are u? I'm horny!", has never let me down.

#152 PhillyB

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:21 AM

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#153 boo7382

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:25 AM

Hahaha damn threads like these makes me miss this place.

My favorite- bent over the bed
His favorite- I Would say probably me on top of him

LiaG you are crazy.....sounds like you and Dan get pretty down and dirty!

Our problem is we are both so busy that we need to start dedicating time for le sexy time on week nights.

I'm thinking a vacation in the near future is in order....

#154 Porn Shop Clerk

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:30 AM

yeah the g/f and i pretty much have to schedule our frolicking, which does suck the spontaneity of it, but it allows me to prepare a grand production :D

#155 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:39 AM

It's sex, not a space shuttle launch!


That's what American Pie taught us. Must be true.

#156 Porn Shop Clerk

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:51 AM

i treat it more like an off day workout

best way to get to those lower abs

#157 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 11:25 AM

If you don't need a gatorade or a banana afterwards, you aren't doing it right. TWSS, yeah yeah yeah.

#158 Mr. Scot

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 11:32 AM

If you don't need a gatorade or a banana afterwards, you aren't doing it right. TWSS, yeah yeah yeah.


I had the Gatorade. She took the banana.

(painfully obvious joke)

#159 Porn Shop Clerk

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:47 PM

what i need after pussy is more pussy

#160 Chimera

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:13 PM

Speak for yourself.

Texting, "Hey baby, How are u? I'm horny!", has never let me down.


If you're texting that to him, of course it won't let you down.

But obviously my message was for the guys who said they tried / might try sexting. If she isn't expecting it, you'll get "WTF?" for a response. Work into it.