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#111 Jase

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:46 PM

every time I try to say something sexay over text, it comes off really pervy.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:51 PM

Jase I thought that was the point? ;-)

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:55 PM

communication is the real key to great sex!

if you can't tell each other what you like and what you don't like...it's probably time to move on to someone else!

#114 The_Light_Brigade

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:59 PM

Hell to the yes! Talk raunchy to her. Tell her how bad she's been and that her pink slit needs to be punished! Tell her how bad you want to pound it.



I gotta be honest if I tell my wife this this is the exact look i'm getting.

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I think the sexting I was talking about was more like biscuit was talking about.

me: ...i did the dishes
her: i'm going to have intercourse with you

....my life is so boring

#115 LifeisaGarden

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:07 PM

Don't knock it till you try it.




#116 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:09 PM

ima try what Kurb suggested too, but I suspect I'll get a "wtf" text back as well... but it won't be today... she's pissed at me from this morning... apparently I didn't get out of her way fast enough and "made her late" lol

Couldn't have anything to do with the fact that when the alarm goes off, she just lays there... nah.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:23 PM

just text her:

"girl i wanna wear you like a feed bag" or "i can't wait to suck you off baby"

win

my sexting can get pretty awesome

#118 The_Light_Brigade

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:28 PM

she just lays there...


I think we all have that problem, mate....amiright?!?!

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:38 PM

I'm gonna txt my fiance what u suggested and ill post reply.

#120 The_Light_Brigade

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:39 PM

I already tried PSC's feed bag comment....

*crickets*


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