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[jasonluckydog]

Dont cry or apologize during or after sex.

[Stannis]

Tell him the following:

1) Be REALLY stressed about it. Don't control breathing. Be worried from the minute the kissing and rubbing starts that you won't last long. That always helps.

2) Don't wear a condom. Condoms will actually make it feel better, which will make him finish faster.

3) The SECOND you go in, IMMEDIATELY start thinking of NOTHING but how awesome it feels. Don't let other distractions cloud your head.

4) It's a race. Finish before she does. Then laugh at her for losing

5) ????

6) Profit?




Maybe it's the exact opposite of ALL of those. *shrugs*

[Dpantherman]

Advice? Call Jase for a good time. at least thats what I saw on a stall at the Home Depot once.

[LifeisaGarden]

Lol. They are just inexperienced and want to know how other people go at it.
Its been really fun helping these two. And just so you know, I'm not in the bedroom with them, I'm just giving information. Today he sent me a message and thanks me fo helping.

[CarolinaNCSU]

I don't know his viewing habits, and it can potentially set him up for the wrong things, but does he watch porn? He can see different positions/things to do, etc.

If all else fails, just tell him that practice makes perfect.

[Stannis]

Honestly, for inexperienced people (actually, anybody), foreplay is always important. Some people like to rush to the actual thing, which is OK for those nooners, but not when you have time to spare. Spend a while in foreplay. Figure out the body a bit. Know what works. Obviously, confidence is key. Go in doubting yourself and it'll be awkward and clumsy and just not much fun. I'm sure you've mentioned that, but I stress it because I know for a while when I was just starting to have sex, me and my girl had about 20-30 minutes of foreplay. She loved to tease....sometimes too much.

[Kevin Greene]

WTF!!??!!11!!!

I'm gonna need a youporn link to analize the situation and help properly.

[Stannis]

WTF!!??!!11!!!

I'm gonna need a youporn link to analize the situation and help properly.

Haha, you said "anal".

[Hawk]

two in the pink and one in the stink

[scarface]

Get her drunk.

[Snow]

Lol. They are just inexperienced and want to know how other people go at it.
Its been really fun helping these two. And just so you know, I'm not in the bedroom with them, I'm just giving information. Today he sent me a message and thanks me fo helping.

I think you're being invited to a threesome

[PhillyB]

pull out

[Mr. Belding]

I hope all the porn suggestions are in jest. I mean, how is sex better when it's completely impersonal?
Maybe it's because I have a beautiful wife, but I don't like going too long without being face to face.
Also I second the foreplay suggestion. The more you warm her up and make her want it, the more she's gonna rock your world. The hard part then becomes lasting longer than 90 seconds.

[LifeisaGarden]

I think you're being invited to a threesome

Possibly but if I'm gonna do all that they better invite Dan too.

[stirs]

What kind of kids are these? I mean part of the fun is learning as you go, then fixing it next time. Is he in prison and they get visits every 6 months?