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#91 The_Light_Brigade

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:05 PM

I think sexting is pretty awesome. While he's at work. Then when he gets home you have to hold back because the kid is there. It certainly makes bedroom time more fun!


Yeah my wife does this. Makes the sexual tension build and build it's pretty awesome once you get to let it out. Its not the only time i get the feeling we're totally connected but its definitely one of the best.

#92 Kurb

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:08 PM

Sexting at my house is usually this.

Her: You should come home, I got off work early.
Me: OMW


/fin

#93 LifeisaGarden

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:12 PM

I'm doing this now. Lol



#94 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:14 PM

Sexting at my house is usually this.

Her: Did you run the dishwasher before you left today?
Me: Yes dear.

#95 ARSEN

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:15 PM

I'm with biscuit.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:16 PM

Sexting at my house is usually this.

Her: Did you run the dishwasher before you left today?
Me: Yes dear.


Next time reply.

Yes, now meet me at home early and I will pound you like we are back in college.

#97 LifeisaGarden

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:17 PM

Sexting at my house is usually this.

Her: Did you run the dishwasher before you left today?
Me: Yes dear.


Omgosh, you poor thing. You need to show that woman who is the man. You need to hand it to her.

Don't forget. It ain't rape if yer married!

Jk jk!

#98 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:19 PM

Omgosh, you poor thing. You need to show that woman who is the man. You need to hand it to her.

Don't forget. It ain't rape if yer married!

Jk jk!


lol

Glad this thread isn't in the tinderbox...

#99 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:22 PM

Have him find a woman who runs marathons and is a former gymnast. It rocks.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:23 PM

Biscuit pie'd me.
I bet he thought I was joking.
I'm not.
:D

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:23 PM

Hell to the yes! Talk raunchy to her. Tell her how bad she's been and that her pink slit needs to be punished! Tell her how bad you want to pound it.





OK I need to stop. *blush*

#102 Kurb

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:25 PM

I'm blushing now... whoa

#103 ARSEN

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:28 PM

No means no.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:28 PM

Whose fire wouldn't get lit with that kind of talk.

#105 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:29 PM

Biscuit pie'd me.
I bet he thought I was joking.
I'm not.
:D


Nope. I knew you were srs. I will attempt.


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