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Getting a colonoscopy on Wednesday...

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Oh yeah. Absolutely.

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I think his name is spelled Colin.

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The newer drugs are the best..... before they came along it was hell.

The best thing I can equate it to (mind you, this is back in the day when they didn't put you under all the way) is inserting a lubricated Babe Ruth model Louisville Slugger when there's no way in hell you think it'll fit....

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I'm performing my first colonoscopy this Wednesday at 11am. Unfortunately for my patient, I'm more nervous than he is and will not have a steady hand.

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You are going to find that Crayon you ate in 3rd grade.

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And hey, your colon will be cleaner than it's ever been.

(at least until next week, when you'll have polluted it again) :lol:

On a related note, if for some reason they would have to remove a part of your large intestine, does that mean you have a semicolon? :unsure:

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I have a history of colon cancer in my family so I'll be getting my first one this year at age 25 and every five years (I believe) from here on out. Sucks.

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Don't have a history, but do have IBS and my last time out, they found four polyps, two they considered pre-cancerous.

Next one's scheduled in a year or two.

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anybody under 40 and NO history of stomach cancer etc, i highly suggest probiotics now. get that good bacteria in your gut. some good wine or even sauerkraut ever so often.

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anybody under 40 and NO history of stomach cancer etc, i highly suggest probiotics now. get that good bacteria in your gut. some good wine or even sauerkraut ever so often.

Sauerkraut. Ugh :(

Unrelated Note: When you get mad, do you change your screenname to pstoff? :unsure:

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pstwha? lol

like i said. good bacteria cures what ails ya stomach wise.

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It would kinda make sense, if ya think about it.

To JLD, good luck tomorrow. Can't imagine you're feeling too hot tonight (I been there).

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