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2012 non-playoff teams poised to make the playoffs in 2013

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Yay!!!

Mel Kiper- 2013 Carolina Panthers... The Rise of Jimmy Clausen

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fug Mel Kiper. Wayne Newton hair looking motherfuger.

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lol

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this was in the last minute of nfl 32 today. they have to come up with a way to mention to all 32 teams in every show. seriously. so this was how they mentioned the panthers. "okay, we haven't said anything about these three teams. they're the only ones left. what do they have in common? not so good but not terrible teams. boom."

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10 things Mel Kiper jr. knows that you dont.

#10 Jimmy Clausens bra size

#9 The password to Manti Teo's facebook account

#8 The price of a can of Aquanet.

#7 The pass code to Florios rape room.

#6 His wife cheated on him with the pool boy.

#5 He watched.

#4 And liked it.

#3 He was Lennay kekua.

#2 He is really Gus Frerotte.

And the number 1 thing that Mel Kiper JR knows that you don't is.....

Drum roll please.

Panthers makeing the motherfuging playoffs.

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10 things Mel Kiper jr. knows that you dont.

#10 Jimmy Clausens bra size

#9 The password to Manti Teo's facebook account

#8 The price of a can of Aquanet.

#7 The pass code to Florios rape room.

#6 His wife cheated on him with the pool boy.

#5 He watched.

#4 And liked it.

#3 He was Lennay kekua.

#2 He is really Gus Frerotte.

And the number 1 thing that Mel Kiper JR knows that you don't is.....

Drum roll please.

Panthers makeing the motherfuging playoffs.

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Ill take it.

Better than Letterman on most nights.

I laughed at #6, #5 & #4 so it only seemed fair.

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I'm not falling for this again. Talk to me in October.

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