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How to notice a weak, pathetic, bandwagon douche nozzle

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I once knew a guy who claimed he was a huge patriots fan, then the Steelers won the superbowl and he became a Steelers fan, and now for whatever reason he's back to being a Patriots fan. His favorite basketball team is the Heat. 

 

 

My step aunt usually ends up claiming to "love" whoever is winning. I've seen her be a huge Saints fan and a huge Packers fan. 

 

 

There's a 500 pound guy that I've known since I was like 5. Every single year he just roots for whoever is winning the most. In the 00s he claimed he loved the Ravens, during that season when the Saints and Colts almost went undefeated he loved both of them, and after the Phillies started their run he started claiming he was a huge Phillies fan. I thought he'd finally stopped being a dumbass but then I heard him talking shit about the Colts and saying he was now a Bronco fan after Peyton got released. 

 

 

 

I've been loyal to every single one of my teams since I was in like 4th grade. I really don't understand how some people can switch around like they do and actually call themselves a fan.

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i have a duke/cowboys/yankees fan that shows up in my bar once a month trying to pick up women and being a general skeeze about it.

fug that guy

 

Give him some credit. He is trying to pick up wimmins.

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I'm a Redsox, Panthers, Tarheel fan.

The Redsox is because I won't root for the Braves because they are from Atlanta, and I wanted to follow a team that got plenty of TV coverage so I could follow them, all my friends were Yankees fans so I just went Redsox because that's how I roll

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gotta guy that comes to work wearing his throwback Herman Moore jersey from time to time. As bad as I want to pick on him for being a lions fan, I have to say he is loyal. He loves Barry Sanders, Stafford and megatroll. But claims Moore is the heart of the franchise. Like I said, he's loyal!

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Liar.

 

Nah he has been around.

 

 

His team is the shining bastion of suckage for the past 35 odd years, but he is a legit fan.

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Nah he has been around.

 

 

His team is the shining bastion of suckage for the past 35 odd years, but he is a legit fan.

 

Im sure he is.  So at the pinnacle of the atlanta fans delusional fantasies about vick being the second coming im sure he walls balls deep in it.  Legit atlanta fans were all in it.  He knows he was.  Now the majority of the ones that were walking around with their chests poked out showing off that number seven with ignorant pride are coming up with all kinds of lame excuses about how they really werent vick fans.  Weak. Liars.    

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Im sure he is.  So at the pinnacle of the atlanta fans delusional fantasies about vick being the second coming im sure he walls balls deep in it.  Legit atlanta fans were all in it.  He knows he was.  Now the majority of the ones that were walking around with their chests poked out showing off that number seven with ignorant pride are coming up with all kinds of lame excuses about how they really werent vick fans.  Weak. Liars.    

I thought Vick was better than he was. I was never a "Vick 2nd coming fan." I was a Vick fan while he was here. I'm always a supporter of my team and usually not a negative douche (until 05 and 06 after that it was clear he was mediocre). Why don't we talk about something that's happened in recent memory?

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Im sure he is.  So at the pinnacle of the atlanta fans delusional fantasies about vick being the second coming im sure he walls balls deep in it.  Legit atlanta fans were all in it.  He knows he was.  Now the majority of the ones that were walking around with their chests poked out showing off that number seven with ignorant pride are coming up with all kinds of lame excuses about how they really werent vick fans.  Weak. Liars.    

 

Well Vick in ATL had his moment where he seemed unstoppable.

That's said, F1P2 has been a pretty even keel dude.

 

 

I rarely come in here anymore, but I helped build it :), if there is legit hate to give towards a Falcons fan I'm all for it. F1P2 however is a legit dude.

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He is still a falcon fan. In the smack forum. On a Panthers fan site. Its the off season and there really isnt a whole lot to talk shat about! Might as well pick on a falcon fan. Hes the only one still around. Doesnt mean i hate him. I just dont have to like him. In a totally internet tough guy kind of way!
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