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The Panthers offseason in limerick form.

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It's free agency time and it's quiet

the stadium deal has nearly caused a riot.

now Gamble is gone

Jerry Richardson says get off my lawn

i think Cat of War just started a diet.

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im too high..

give me an hour to eat my pie

now hand me my laptop

cause i have to get my rocks off

then onto the huddle

where i can pretend to be L Ron Hubbard

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um what the f*ck

um what the hell

this thread is kildos

go rot in jail...

???

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Embrace the hate

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Embrace the hate

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Couplets are something I suck at

Much like the man from nantucket

Seven and Nine

Won't do it this time

Lest my remote to TV I chuck it.

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Whodatpat is a fat fug - Alejandro

PFFL's name is Richard, you know bro

He pretends to be a psychiatrist

while selling drugs as a Staples pharmacist

When Grits comes over they both tuck it back - Hiyo!

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Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t

Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit

Now the great Gamble retired

My hopes for Escalators are mired

And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet

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Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t

Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit

Now the great Gamble retired

My hopes for Escalators are mired

And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet

HAHA this one is actually pretty good. Especially the Munnerlyn and escalators line....

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"Why don't we sign someone" they scream and they cry,

"Without a FA move I think I might die!"

Wait and see what the Don can do.

He has to improve the team and clean up Hurney's poo.

Cheap Free Agents that will look like a bargain.

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There once was a coach named Rivera

who claimed, "I can win here, I swear-a!"

Now he's got his chance

to get to the dance

And bring success to the Gettleman era

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