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The Panthers offseason in limerick form.

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It's free agency time and it's quiet
the stadium deal has nearly caused a riot.
now Gamble is gone
Jerry Richardson says get off my lawn
i think Cat of War just started a diet.

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im too high..
give me an hour to eat my pie
now hand me my laptop
cause i have to get my rocks off
then onto the huddle
where i can pretend to be L Ron Hubbard

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um what the f*ck
um what the hell
this thread is kildos
go rot in jail...

???

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Embrace the hate

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Embrace the hate

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Couplets are something I suck at
Much like the man from nantucket
Seven and Nine
Won't do it this time
Lest my remote to TV I chuck it.

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Whodatpat is a fat fug - Alejandro
PFFL's name is Richard, you know bro
He pretends to be a psychiatrist
while selling drugs as a Staples pharmacist
When Grits comes over they both tuck it back - Hiyo!

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Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t
Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit
Now the great Gamble retired
My hopes for Escalators are mired
And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet
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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1363097035' post='2158117']
Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t
Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit
Now the great Gamble retired
My hopes for Escalators are mired
And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet
[/quote]

HAHA this one is actually pretty good. Especially the Munnerlyn and escalators line....

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"Why don't we sign someone" they scream and they cry,
"Without a FA move I think I might die!"
Wait and see what the Don can do.
He has to improve the team and clean up Hurney's poo.
Cheap Free Agents that will look like a bargain.

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There once was a coach named Rivera
who claimed, "I can win here, I swear-a!"
Now he's got his chance
to get to the dance
And bring success to the Gettleman era

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