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The Panthers offseason in limerick form.


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#1 pstall

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:14 PM

It's free agency time and it's quiet
the stadium deal has nearly caused a riot.
now Gamble is gone
Jerry Richardson says get off my lawn
i think Cat of War just started a diet.

#2 TheRumGone

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:17 PM

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#3 cultclassiccat

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:28 PM

im too high..
give me an hour to eat my pie
now hand me my laptop
cause i have to get my rocks off
then onto the huddle
where i can pretend to be L Ron Hubbard

#4 CarolinaPanthers8789

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:31 PM

um what the f*ck
um what the hell
this thread is kildos
go rot in jail...

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#5 pstall

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:29 AM

Embrace the hate

#6 pstall

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:29 AM

Embrace the hate

#7 Jase

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:43 AM

Couplets are something I suck at
Much like the man from nantucket
Seven and Nine
Won't do it this time
Lest my remote to TV I chuck it.

#8 Floppin

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:54 AM

Whodatpat is a fat fug - Alejandro
PFFL's name is Richard, you know bro
He pretends to be a psychiatrist
while selling drugs as a Staples pharmacist
When Grits comes over they both tuck it back - Hiyo!

#9 SCP

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:03 AM

Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t
Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit
Now the great Gamble retired
My hopes for Escalators are mired
And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet


#10 C47

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:05 AM

Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t
Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit
Now the great Gamble retired
My hopes for Escalators are mired
And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet


HAHA this one is actually pretty good. Especially the Munnerlyn and escalators line....

#11 Kurb

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:09 AM

"Why don't we sign someone" they scream and they cry,
"Without a FA move I think I might die!"
Wait and see what the Don can do.
He has to improve the team and clean up Hurney's poo.
Cheap Free Agents that will look like a bargain.

#12 Cyberjag

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:09 AM

There once was a coach named Rivera
who claimed, "I can win here, I swear-a!"
Now he's got his chance
to get to the dance
And bring success to the Gettleman era

#13 Growl

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:22 AM

lol look at all the noobs at the start of the thread who don't know this is a huddle tradition

#14 chknwing

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:28 AM

The Offseason is here so lets get to work
Trade Up, Trade Down, Stay put you jerk
Build through the draft is the way to go
Signing Free Agents is fo sho
Stop making threads, or I stab you with a fork.

#15 mr beauxjangles

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:34 AM

There's a new general manager in town,
so take a deep breath and get rid of that frown.
He values pass rushers and playmakers
and big men throwing haymakers.
Over Hurney, I'll take that hands down.


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