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The Panthers offseason in limerick form.

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Anderson was a LB, often playing on right

Until he found himself, in quite a plight

In front of Gettleman he sat

his playbook, forced to give back

with a quick flight to Denver? He just might

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Who is that stallion man child?

oh, thats our qb running wild

lets get some fat ugly blokes

wait were broke

so its time to trim the fat

watch Gman do all that

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A need at receiver, the team did have

Apparent to everyone, it was pretty bad

But crying descended, from koolkatluke

exclaiming that ten years of bad receiver play, was only a fluke

and not seeing reason, when insulted, only got mad

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Hurney drained the fandom, from our beloved SCP

Weary of free agents and excitement, he would now be

until one day, saint Alejandro came to visit

his posting, dare I say, less than exquisite

this being much to the delight of our own PhillyB

The mockery hailed and rained

Alejandro, squirmed in pain

then finally, raise his eyes up to see

That standing above him, as clear as could be

Was SCP, joy again intact, with a radiant happiness, and a face full of glee

and nachos

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Carolina-chuck made just terrible posts

day after day, facing the Huddle's roast

Until one day came

where chuck inflicted no more pain

banned as he was, by Kurb who then boast

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P-stall made a thread, write a limerick you see

Growl got out of bed, just to write three

then his head filled with dread

almost stopping him dead

as he wondered, just how many rhymes does this thing have to be

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Aw man I just wrote a hilarious one making fun of Bwood but then felt bad and didn't post it

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Its twenty thirteen or so I've been reading

Lots of things this team is needing

Gettleman is shrewd

He is one crafty dude

To put a stop to this team's anal bleeding

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This Panthers team from last year sucked

I can't believe they lost twice to the Bucs

No major moves have been made

So weaknesses will remain

And next season this team will still suck

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Here I sit broken hearted

Tried to sh*t but only farted

Armanti Edwards sucks

So there

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these rhymes suck like luck

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Everyone rose has it's thorn,

like every cowboys sings a sad sad song,

to the window to the wall,

till the sweat drop down my balls,

all these bitches crawl,

smokings guns hot to the touch,

they'd be cool if we didn't use them so much yeahh.

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