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The Panthers offseason in limerick form.


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#25 Growl

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 12:27 PM

Anderson was a LB, often playing on right
Until he found himself, in quite a plight
In front of Gettleman he sat
his playbook, forced to give back
with a quick flight to Denver? He just might


#26 cultclassiccat

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:12 PM

Who is that stallion man child?
oh, thats our qb running wild
lets get some fat ugly blokes
wait were broke
so its time to trim the fat
watch Gman do all that

#27 Growl

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:28 PM

A need at receiver, the team did have
Apparent to everyone, it was pretty bad
But crying descended, from koolkatluke
exclaiming that ten years of bad receiver play, was only a fluke
and not seeing reason, when insulted, only got mad

#28 Growl

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:36 PM

Hurney drained the fandom, from our beloved SCP
Weary of free agents and excitement, he would now be
until one day, saint Alejandro came to visit
his posting, dare I say, less than exquisite
this being much to the delight of our own PhillyB

The mockery hailed and rained
Alejandro, squirmed in pain
then finally, raise his eyes up to see
That standing above him, as clear as could be
Was SCP, joy again intact, with a radiant happiness, and a face full of glee


and nachos

#29 Growl

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:41 PM

Carolina-chuck made just terrible posts
day after day, facing the Huddle's roast
Until one day came
where chuck inflicted no more pain
banned as he was, by Kurb who then boast

#30 Growl

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:45 PM

P-stall made a thread, write a limerick you see
Growl got out of bed, just to write three
then his head filled with dread
almost stopping him dead
as he wondered, just how many rhymes does this thing have to be

#31 Growl

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:52 PM

Aw man I just wrote a hilarious one making fun of Bwood but then felt bad and didn't post it




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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:54 PM

Its twenty thirteen or so I've been reading
Lots of things this team is needing
Gettleman is shrewd
He is one crafty dude
To put a stop to this team's anal bleeding

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 03:36 PM

This Panthers team from last year sucked
I can't believe they lost twice to the Bucs
No major moves have been made
So weaknesses will remain
And next season this team will still suck


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Posted 12 March 2013 - 10:36 PM

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to sh*t but only farted
Armanti Edwards sucks
So there


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Posted 12 March 2013 - 10:40 PM

these rhymes suck like luck

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 10:42 PM

Everyone rose has it's thorn,
like every cowboys sings a sad sad song,
to the window to the wall,
till the sweat drop down my balls,
all these bitches crawl,
smokings guns hot to the touch,
they'd be cool if we didn't use them so much yeahh.