I'm the watch commander with my security company, and I have to work grave on the weekends sometimes, and get paid bank for being armed. I sit on my ass and talk shitt to nerds on the huddle all night at work, and then you will never see me on here during the day because I'm out doing something productive or with my girl.
Still waiting for your excuse. Dungeon and dragons? World of Warcraft? No friends? Awkward with girls? Get sick too easily drinking? All your soccer friends go to bed at 8pm? Still live at home and mommy and daddy won't let you live your life?
So is watch commander like a cool title they give you so you don't have to tell everyone you're a mall cop.
I can see it now, Bwood the mall cop...
Good for your woody, good for you.