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Let me tell you why I suck as a GM (derived from the greatest sales movie of all time)

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Gettleman: Hey, what's your name?

Panthro: Helen.

Gettleman: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a GM. Let's say I go into a free agents office, let's say he's even remotely interested in playing for the Panthers in a half empty stadium filled with khakis and sweater vests and opposing fans. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible RG or DT solution. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...phaaaaaaap here is a one year deal for less money than anybody else is offering because Mary Hurney f*cking sucked and JR perpetuated it! Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my free agent signing!!!!!!! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

God, you're sick. Tell ya what, I'll go turn the fryers back on and throw on some defensive tackles for you.

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God, you're sick. Tell ya what, I'll go turn the fryers back on and throw on some defensive tackles for you.

Finally somebody that appreciates a damned fine gem of a thread.

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People wear sweater vests in North Carolina? And khakis by choice?

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I can get a good look at a QB by sticking my head up Cam's ass, but I'd rather take Jimmy Clausen's word for it.

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People wear sweater vests in North Carolina? And khakis by choice?

Only at Tarheel basketball games and Panther football games.

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I've always enjoyed this one...

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I've always enjoyed this one...

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I can get a good look at a QB by sticking my head up Cam's ass, but I'd rather take Jimmy Clausen's word for it.

win

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Only at Tarheel basketball games and Panther football games.

What do you expect from the financial institution capital of the country?

Logo T's and tear-away warm-ups? Jerseys and those tiger striped pants from the early 90's? Hipsters?

But seriously, yeah, too many yuppies.

Would like to not get "the stare" from a sweater clad pencil pusher when I yell

"Buccaneers are fuggin Queers" at the top of my voice.

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People wear sweater vests in North Carolina? And khakis by choice?

when i have to wear pants and I'm not working outside, its always khakis. good for anything.

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Gettleman jut needs to remember chicken wings when trying to sell FA on the Panthers

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I can get a good look at a QB by sticking my head up Cam's ass, but I'd rather take Jimmy Clausen's word for it.

Everyone go home. Cary Kollins won the thread.

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