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Craving a Gettleman Presser

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He's been busy, any word on when his next press conference will be? Kind of interested in what he has to say about the recent signings and his plan moving forward.

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It's simple, really.

He made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

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Oh yeah... and something, something qwataback.

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Don't forget all the moving "Pawts".

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not me. I'd rather him be focusing on taking care of the team than feeding fans info.

i don't want to hear from him until the draft.

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Da Hoppa!

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not me. I'd rather him be focusing on taking care of the team than feeding fans info.

i don't want to hear from him until the draft.

a 30 minute (maybe) press conference means he can't focus on taking care of the team? child please.

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that slow part of the football offseason.

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I always imagine his presser to be something like Anthony Crispino with Secondhand News on SNL...

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"So uhhhhh, did you uh.... hear this thing about the Carolina Panthers?"

"Yeah they made some big cuts and signed some veteran free agents."

"Yeah yeah, i heard they had to release the contract of Wilson Phillips."

"I think you mean Jason Phillips, the linebacker"

"ehhhh, I'm pretty sure it was Wilson Phillips, yeah yeah they decided they were going with the musical talent of the Beastie Boys."

"No, no they have Veteran Linebacker John Beason"

"ehhh uhhh nah immmm pretty sure its the Beastie Boys, my Bojangles guy Hairy Chris said they have this new manager that's stuck with a lotta bad contracts from the old managers, Burt and Ernie."

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I always imagine his presser to be something like Anthony Crispino with Secondhand News on SNL...

40051730_384x288_generated.jpg

"So uhhhhh, did you uh.... hear this thing about the Carolina Panthers?"

"Yeah they made some big cuts and signed some veteran free agents."

"Yeah yeah, i heard they had to release the contract of Wilson Phillips."

"I think you mean Jason Phillips, the linebacker"

"ehhhh, I'm pretty sure it was Wilson Phillips, yeah yeah they decided they were going with the musical talent of the Beastie Boys."

"No, no they have Veteran Linebacker John Beason"

"ehhh uhhh nah immmm pretty sure its the Beastie Boys, my Bojangles guy Hairy Chris said they have this new manager that's stuck with a lotta bad contracts from the old managers, Burt and Ernie."

you forgot how he has to look around in extreme paranoia every two seconds lol

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and on topic who was the last GM to give a random presser in late march/early april to update the fans and media?

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$20 says he won't use a pie chart

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