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A crime that you have committed that you are willing to confess to committing.

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There was a time a little over a decade ago where the various police departments in and around the Boone area had at least 15 open cases of which I was involved in some sort or another. Never got popped for any of them others than the drug felonies.

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why not?

Have you seen Blazing Saddles?

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I have that same 30th anniversary copy. Still unclear

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Public sex is illegal?

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Dildos

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As a retired serviceman, there is no statute of limitations on losing my retirement check... so I will always say that I behaved like a choirboy for 20 years...

... but I do openly, and without remorse, look at attractive women even when I'm with my wife.

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one time I got high on crack broke into some dudes house and he blew my fuging leg off....fuging asshole.

I hear you're doing better though. Laying off the crack?

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Public sex is illegal?

If you get caught it is.

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I thought it was just frowned upon.

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I thought it was just frowned upon.

yeah, like masturbating on an airplane

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yeah, like masturbating on an airplane

Thanks a lot, bin Laden

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Public sex is illegal?

Not in all countries.

Also, in NC, it is a crime against nature to conduct oral or anal sex and is in fact a crime. It's mainly enforced/aimed agaisnt homosexuals.

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