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except for the last 4 years I couldn't tell you what a seat felt like, I nervously pace in front of the TV muttering obscenities at our players coaches and opponents. When we make a big play or score a touchdown I cuss like a drunken sailor professing the greatness of our team and the superiority of the player who just made the play over his counterpart.

I've reached out for help, unfortunately i received it by way of our unparalleled suckitude over the last few seasons. Now I just shrug at the outcome look around and ask "what did you expect to happen?"

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greeeeat, thank you for reminding of every idiotic moment Ive had in front of my tv. Im gonna have heart attack soon, thats what watching this video has made me realize.

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And a 60 inch tv back when the Cowboys made the playoffs were way more expensive.

Valid.

This particular fellow had a temper and a half. Once saw him slam his fist - knuckles down - onto a hardwood table (amazed he didn't break his hand). He was always certain that the refs were paid, the Patriots winning the SB was a conspiracy, and the moon landing was faked.

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Yea i pace around most of the time. And scream at the TV. My friends can't stand to watch games with me so i usually go to a public place or someone elses house to watch the games so I don't make a fool out of myself at my house.

The ATL hail mary play, I was up north in my apartment. I screamed so loud, the other tenants knocked on my door to see if i was ok.

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I should have had a camera on me this last season..

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fwiw, I probably looked like this more when I was playing the original Nintendo... lol

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Dated a girl who was a big Tarheel fan. If they were playing, she was that way regardless of what sport she was watching.

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Valid.

This particular fellow had a temper and a half. Once saw him slam his fist - knuckles down - onto a hardwood table (amazed he didn't break his hand). He was always certain that the refs were paid, the Patriots winning the SB was a conspiracy, and the moon landing was faked.

Professional sports may not be flat out fixed, but it has been shown over and over again that they are nudged. The last ten years have shown us this across many sports.

I used to be an NBA fan but it was obvious to me the NBA was "more fixed" than the other sports I like. I would love to be an NHL fan because I hear theyre the only ones left that do a decent job of giving you an actual "un-altered" game.

Its funny that they come out with guys like Donahue or whatever his name is and to me, it was naive to NOT think that games were bogus. There were A LOT of obvious things pointing to it. One team shooting 3 times as many foul throws per game? Why was (and is) that common in the NBA? Can you reeeealy rationalize that? The media does a geat job of just looking right past it or even helping conceal with a comment like "I dont know Charlie, I didnt have very good angle to see that foul buuuuuut it looked like it was close and he mightve gotten a piece of em".

AAAAaand every idiot wants to listen to the media or some website because stupid people want to be informed and feel smart. They literally cant watch a game with their own eyes and decide for themselves who played well, they have to see the stats or just be fed by Collin Cowherd.

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Do any of you guys watch a game in a bathrobe? I find that quite odd....

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Do any of you guys watch a game in a bathrobe? I find that quite odd....

All I wear around the house is a bath robe... That's how you know you're a true G...

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All I wear around the house is a bath robe... That's how you know you're a true G...

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all day, everyday.

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My mother was staying at my apartment week 1 during the first Bucs game this past season. I ended up throwing things and cursing at the TV and within a quarter or two she took my car keys and just left to go grocery shopping.

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