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#1 Boner Champ

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 07:32 PM

Taking the wife to south beach.

What area do we stay in? Is there a specific street or intersection?

What is there to do?

Where can the Boner Champ sunbathe in teh nudez?

#2 brian032


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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:39 PM

We usually stay around Collins or Washington if we want nightlife. For a quieter stay, we stay around the Miami Beach area.

I don't know what you're into, but you can spend all night clubbing and dancing on the weekends. A lot of the places don't start bumping until 3am, and if you can find a good terrace party (like at Space) then the parties often run until 11am-2pmthe next day. It's pretty awesome seeing the sun rise after a long night out. I've seen plenty of couples having good times there too. For more mellow stuff, I like the ****** bars with live music.

Don't know about nudy beaches, but gorgeous women are plentiful. Might have to learn Spanish though. It's almost a first language down there.

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 11:07 PM

Go to the Boardwalk down by Brickell.

#4 OnlyPantherFaninMaine


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:06 AM

Ocean Drive is where it all goes down on South Beach...it is right across from the beach and you cannot really miss it. Bentleys and exotic sports cars everyone, outdoor bars and clubs, and non stop action 24/7 for the most part.

I went last year for spring break but I was 22 and just went to LIV (one of the top night clubs in the world), Space, Mansion, and some others. Not sure if that is your scene.

#5 DC Amp

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 05:29 AM

Buy a beach ball!

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 07:32 AM

FYI There is a nude beach just north of Miami.

#7 Inimicus


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 07:55 AM

Isnt the north end of Haulover still nude?


#8 Panthro


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 08:00 AM

Take your wife to Gatlinburg take your buddies to South Beach

#9 Dpantherman


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 08:36 AM

Sex on the beach...then have a drink.

#10 Proudiddy


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 09:10 AM

Look for something around Carol City or "Pork and Beans," both really upscale areas.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 09:45 AM

swim to Cuba

#12 4Corners


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 10:01 AM

My friend got arrested on Southbeach - DO NOT get arrested and go to Dade County jail

#13 TruCatzFan


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 10:15 AM

Ocean Drive, Lincoln rd (it's an outdoor mall) really cool, get tickets for a Heat game, Washington rd, wet willies (ocean drive), Bongos (Cuban sandwich also on ocean drive), Mangos (oven drive)... Bayside (next to the heat arena downtown, go to Versailles for Cuban coffee and pastries...

I'm from Miami and grew up there. I miss it. The Clevelander (hotel on ocean drive with a pool and bar open to public)

I'm super jealous!!!!

I'm in Alaska, 18 inches of snow in past 24 hrs. It's stopping now though.

If you're a golfer go to Miami Beach Golf club. About $100 but your wife can ride with you for free.

Any other questions PM me

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:39 AM

Change planes at MIA and head to Vegas.

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