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Tell me how to have fun in Miami Beach

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Taking the wife to south beach.

What area do we stay in? Is there a specific street or intersection?

What is there to do?

Where can the Boner Champ sunbathe in teh nudez?

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We usually stay around Collins or Washington if we want nightlife. For a quieter stay, we stay around the Miami Beach area.

I don't know what you're into, but you can spend all night clubbing and dancing on the weekends. A lot of the places don't start bumping until 3am, and if you can find a good terrace party (like at Space) then the parties often run until 11am-2pmthe next day. It's pretty awesome seeing the sun rise after a long night out. I've seen plenty of couples having good times there too. For more mellow stuff, I like the ****** bars with live music.

Don't know about nudy beaches, but gorgeous women are plentiful. Might have to learn Spanish though. It's almost a first language down there.

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Go to the Boardwalk down by Brickell.

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Ocean Drive is where it all goes down on South Beach...it is right across from the beach and you cannot really miss it. Bentleys and exotic sports cars everyone, outdoor bars and clubs, and non stop action 24/7 for the most part.

I went last year for spring break but I was 22 and just went to LIV (one of the top night clubs in the world), Space, Mansion, and some others. Not sure if that is your scene.

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Buy a beach ball!

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FYI There is a nude beach just north of Miami.

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Isnt the north end of Haulover still nude?

https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=25.911165,-80.121324&spn=0.01,0.01&t=m&q=25.911165,-80.121324

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Take your wife to Gatlinburg take your buddies to South Beach

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Sex on the beach...then have a drink.

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Look for something around Carol City or "Pork and Beans," both really upscale areas.

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swim to Cuba

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My friend got arrested on Southbeach - DO NOT get arrested and go to Dade County jail

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