Carolina fan to another Carolina fan: I really like our chances in the ACC this year. Bryn Renner could have a POY type of season and I'm excited to see what Coach Fedora can do in his second season with more of his own personal touch on the line up. Let's talk about this more at the golf course on Saturday. I just purchased some very fine Taylormade irons I'd love to try out. Afterwards, let's meet our beautiful wives/girlfriends at a nice eatery and share some cocktails over an expensive dinner.
State fan who is cutting the grass overhears the intelligent conversation: Hey ya's stupid hicks. Go buy ya ugly fugin' golf shirts at da wal-mart in Hick'ry where ya dumb white trash "imbread" cousin girlfrands live. Hahaha! Ya lucky my hands are busy wit dis here weed whacker or I'd come over there and throw my empty can of skoal wintergreen at ya ugly face! HAHAHA
State fan's hispanic boss: Eh! move ya culo you lazy gringo! More cut grass, less talk!
We all know state has the best fans in the world, i mean alum, i mean they are the same or not? I'm so confused now, trying to figure out if you have to be an alum to be a fan, but I'm a fan of many teams and never went to their schools, like the University of Carolina Panthers, so I guess I can't be a true fan, poor me, I'll just go to Walmart whenever one gets built here in NYC and buy a t-shirt. But whatever, we all look up to staters as the standard of THE REAL FAN... I mean Alumfan.