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What have you heard about Kugbila?

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I heard that blood diamonds are just a fancy name for his kidney stones.

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I heard he inspired a bunch of chuck norris jokes on the carolina huddle.

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I heard he resurrected Jesus.

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I heard he gave his dad 'The Talk".

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This is a great thread! Very informative!!

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When he runs his tits flap like two dancing sperm whales dreaming on a jello bed.

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Edmund Kugbila has only worked out once in his life.  Unfortunately, upon his last set, he realized he was lifting Jupiter.  The legend of Atlas was thus spawned, and as a humble man, he swore to never work out again.

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Chuck Norris, The Golden Calf of Bristol, and Barrack Obama wear Kugzilla pajamas.

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He once fronted a Baha Men tribute band, but refused to play "Who let the Dogs out" because he felt that it was too commercial and detracted from their body of work as a whole.

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