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What have you heard about Kugbila?


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Dos Equis shot a commercial with he and the Most Interesting Man in the World, but focus groups didn't understand why Kugbila didn't have more lines so the commercial never aired.

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It only takes him an hour to watch 60 minutes

HE IS NOT AVERAGE!

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his sneezes cause typhoons.

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The Panthers rigged his immigration visa lottery.

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Kugbila has a grizzly bear carpet in his room, the bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.

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He once live in a van down by the river. And when he does push ups, he dont push up he pushes the world down.

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He raised those massive arms and parted the seas.

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The US government once had a secret program to build the perfect human, but canceled it when they realized Kugbila's parents beat them to it.

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Kugbila enjoys a nice savory crepe while listening to Steely Dan

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Actual footage of Kugbila pregame voodoo ritual:

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When he was 5 years of age, he saved his village from a pride of manhungry lions. He killed each,one at a time with the only weapon available...a small wooden spoon. When he was finished, he promptly made love to every woman in the village.

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he be from aferca

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